Caption Contest: Nvidia Boss Shows Off Tablet

[tztz]

It's huuuuuuuuge!

 

[Guest]

What did you expect Steve (the redmondiand one)? This is the best we can do, if you don´t want it i´ll pull a crunchpad on you and sell it myself, at least this one is real, unlike that imaginary thing from Cupertino that no one ever saw and is supposedly to be introduced in the end of some January, maybe even before the end of the world in 2012.

 

[Gin Fushicho]

"It's so amazing, I don't need to use my hands!"

 

[sonryze]

... and now watch as I, the Great Huang, use secret NVidia Mystical Powers to transform my lowly half-empty bottle of useless water into the great "NVidia tablet, with Tegra Inside (tm)(c)"!

Huuuuaaaaahhhhheeeeeppppppttttthhhhptptptpthhh....eeeeeoooooowwwwaaaa...!

 

[jerreece]

"How can I NOT be covered by the government mandated, public health option?!?!"

 

[sliem]

뭘 찾고있습니다! 카메라를 켜고 그 망할 자식!
-google translate

 

[mojoman703]

lets stop talking bout all this fermi bizness and get down wit bizness. (reaches in bag, pulls out tablet and BAM!)...NOW WHAT!!!...

 

[mojoman703]

lets me stop u right dere bout all this fermi talk and get down wit da real bizness. (reaches in bag, pulls out tablet and BAM!)...NOW WHAT!!!...

 

[doron]

"Yields shmields, you don't come back until you get me a HD5850 YOU HEAR?!"

 

[Guest]

"Can it play Crysis 2? You're in way over your head!"

 

[ravewulf]

Well... we had to beat AMD/ATI in SOME market

 

[fulle]

"Unbelievable. Nobody came to the right conference room, again!"

 

[Rhynn]

"Yeah, we watercool our tablets...you got a problem with that?"

 

[cfan]

"the damn thing works what more do you want...get off me"

 

[djcoolmasterx]

Jen-Hsun Huang shocked as nobody finds his caption entry funny.

 

[mmahoney]

""

 

[mmahoney]

"no caption because lack of text is what makes it great"

 

[ferncba]

Yeah, this is Apple's iSlate, so what? You think Steve Jobs is coming to kick my arse for showing it before he does in this month's Apple keynote? C'mon, man! Bring it!

 

[nachowarrior]

"this is how big her panties were!"

 

[azcoyote]

"...take it up with my imaginary friend Herbert the rabbit. He can tell you more about when our tablet will come to market..."

 

[Guest]

Years ago tablets used to be this big....and it took omnipotence to write on them

 

[korsen]

*Invisible hi-five* "Still think nobody's sitting next to me?"

or

"I forgot my wizard's hat, but seriously who do you know that can make equipment appear out of thin air?"

 

[azcoyote]

"The cookies were like THIS BIG. But I finally escaped the factory in that tree..."

 

[Guest]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Ya got tickets.....



To this gun show?