Caption Contest: Nvidia Boss Shows Off Tablet

[lzpreslav]

Fermi can do anything - watch me fly!

 

[Guest]

"So what!? I just wanted to give it a hug."

 

[JonathanDeane]

"Don't make me slap you!!!"

 

[The Schnoz]

"I don't see the value in Physx either?"

 

[The Schnoz]

"Where do the other 96% of chips go?"

 

[JonathanDeane]

"No this seat is taken, can't you see my invisible girl friend?"

 

[The Schnoz]

"I don't know why Tegra 2 seems to have launched before Fermi."

 

[Guest]

CLAP ON!

 

[The Schnoz]

"Behold, the new Physx liquid water benchmark"

 

[The Schnoz]

"Our new GPU is using 40nm technology, but the graphics card will still be this big"

 

[The Schnoz]

"This is how much marketshare we've lost to ATI's 4xxx and 5xxx cards".

 

[Swindez95]

"Did you say Furby?...Fermi?! what's a Fermi?"

 

[The Schnoz]

"Jesus Christ pose!"

 

[Guest]

Like most of our products that fall short, this tablet was supposed to be this big.

 

[dingaling007]

"i present to you, the nvidia dinner plate!"

 

[Guest]

"NO I AIN'T GOT WOODS FOR STEVE JOBS! Sure I filled my house with his products and even made this iSlate prototype so he would notice me and talk to me, but seriously, I do not send dirty messages to him from my iphone on a "DAILY" basis!

 

[Hellbound]

"No really, my ego is this big"

 

[soothslayer]

"You wanted to see a big marketing splash for Fermi, well .... when I slap my hands together on this bottle your going to see it!"

 

[Guest]

Due to an error converting from Imperial to Metric, the new Fermi chips were manufactured using a 1000nanometre process.

 

[Guest]

It's pronounced "HUNG".

 

[soothslayer]

"I just saw the ATI CEO at the urinal and he wanted to show me what he got from Intel, I thought it was herpes but he whipped out a cheque that was this big!"

 

[soothslayer]

"What do you mean no one is swallowing this a Tegra tablet"

 

[soothslayer]

"I can't say how long in between graphics chipsets it's been as it will give away the next launch date....how does 'This Big' sit with you."

 

[Guest]

"Who wanna some Huang?"

 

[soothslayer]

"Young man, there's some money you can blow.
I said, young man, when you want your 3D to flow.
You can buy it here, and I'm sure you will find
A 20% speed jump to have a good time.

It's fun to slay the big-old a--TTTTTTT---i "