Caption Contest: Nvidia Boss Shows Off Tablet

[Guest]

Oh Yeah I once caught a digital fish THIS BIG!

 

[christop]

So I made a tablet whats a fermi anyways?

 

[jlmj]

"Watch me pop this water bottle without looking at it!"

 

[Grims]

She told me she was 18!

 

[Blessedman]

"what do you mean I don't have the right to produce chipsets anymore?"

 

[Guest]

Bad chips? So shoot me... here I am!

 

[Guest]

Fermi delays? A mere bump in the road... THIS is the rough approximation of our next generation GPGPU die size to succeed Fermi due to launch 1 month after Fermi ships!

 

[Silicon Jesus]

"Now everyone join hands and give thanks than Intel got out of the GPU market."

 

[Guest]

Fermi delays? A mere bump in the road... THIS is the rough approximation of our next generation GPGPU die size to succeed Fermi due to launch 1 month after Fermi ships!

 

[Guest]

All your Base...aren't belong to us?

 

[nekatreven]

"What do you mean you fired my cartoonist?!?"

 

[hugeandy71]

"and this guy sitting on my right is the engineer in charge of fermi project"

 

[Guest]

I will tell you what to do with a tablet. You can glue it to your belly and say "Big Hug......"

 

[nekatreven]

"Ask any CEO, any real CEO. It doesn't matter if your die size is bigger by 25.4mm² or 1.609km²; winning's winning." -Vin Diesel (er, I mean Jen-Hsun Huang)

 

[sigma3d]

"And Hell Yes. It can run Crysis with multi gesture support!"

 

[mofogo]

Apple Tablet can't touch this.

 

[cuzzinz]

Yes I work out... you have a problem with that?... cause I brought my guns...

 

[RooD]

" and when the world looks up and yells will android come out for phones"

i will wisper "no"

 

[dstigue]

Please break that tablet in front of me... It has hijacked my mind...And is trying to make me smack myself!!

 

[RooD]

Err ... tegra not android...

Need some sleep

 

[omnimodis78]

I wish he would join me on my side of the rainbow... Damn sexy, that's what this man is! Bloody hot...err...would it be too much to say he's Fermi hot?! Can't come up with a caption. Sorry.

 

[back_by_demand]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK"

 

[B-Unit]

"What did you say!?! Working demos are for losers!"

 

[Hanin33]

try and grab the water bottle before i do... you win prize!

 

[Guest]

"Dear Leader, when questioned about the size of the Fermi heatsink, shows in graphic detail why you need more pixels on your screen. Until the next generation graphics from Nvidia ship, there will be nothing in existence which is able to visually describe the sheer awesomeness of Nvidia thermal solutions on a PC. Visual computing is the future."

-Charlie