Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

[eddieroolz]

"Why am I even here?"

 

[invalid777]

"This is kinda small don't you all think?"

 

[pochacco007]

how do i do this again? gee i hope i remember all the steps!

 

[eugecunn]

I'll just check Bills Twitter while they wait

 

[schizz69]

How can I remove functionality, imposed DRM and package this water so I can sell if for 10x th price?

 

[whriddle]

"If I increase the iTouch size by 50% this iWorks chart says I can increase the price by 100%"

 

[Krayziepop]

"Oh crap... I crashed it... Now what... *Look smart - focus with intensity*... What was I doing again?"

 

[neonmonkey]

"Hmmm, i need to think of somthing to say to all of these people that is inovative about the Ipad...."

 

[bydesign]

You are iTards how can you not love the iPad. Inner voice told you making the iPhone bigger wouldn't impress...

 

[Dune]

hmm...I thought I told the chief to fix this Windows 7 look-alike feature last week...to embarrass me like this in front of my audience?…what else can I do to him besides firing his ass off?

 

[evolve60]

"Hope no one finds out I installed windows 7 on this"

 

[captn007]

IFudged ... up

 

[ouch1]

"I could take over the world if I could just get Obama to use this POS in public!"
Or
"Not I have to remember to make people think it is a new product. not just an iPhone inside a bigger case."

 

[qbnsuperman]

"man, I need to remote-desktop into my win7 machine at home and get some work done."

 

[donaldduck]

mmm... I think I need to change my iPad....

 

[urnamehere]

i should get in touch with my feminine side and name it 'the Ipad'

 

[rooket]

"hmmmm... iFacebook."

 

[jakthebomb]

"How do i get this Blu-Ray disc to play?"

 

[twu]

How am I going to sell them to my fanboys with a leaking iPad.

 

[destera]

Owww Come on!! Even they has Zombie inside it! and duuhh what the heck that lady in red staring hard at me?

 

[Guest]

the blue prints clearly said inches not millimeters, what am i going do with an oversize iPod touch now....

 

[fjjb]

hmmm the people is panicking about the ipad being an ipod.... lets see if i can program a better OS for the iPad before the show ends..... Damn it the computer freezed!!!

 

[Miharu]

"I see ... everybody is disappointed by the iPad..."

 

[ab0tj]

Oh god! I logged into the Guest account!

 

[Guest]

mmm... what is this blue screen???