Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

[gerohmygosh]

"iCan't think of anything else"

 

[raceoil]

Who can I frack now.

 

[sicpric]

"Why the hell did we name it 'ipad'?"

 

[hakesterman]

Hmm, I wonder how many suckers i'm going to get on this one???? They can't see through it can they???

 

[Guest]

I don't even like apples, where am I?
I want to go home now. NURSE!

 

[tikrjee]

"Damn Russians! I already paid for that liver! Why won't they stop with the threatening e-mails?!"

 

[haley0918]

hhhmmmm.....should i manually draw by hand or use that stereoscopic camera to scan in this bottle...

 

[jomofro39]

How can we put an apple logo on this water bottle and sell it for $50?

 

[mrmez]

Mmmmmmm, two iSight cameras. Now I'm twice as sexy.

 

[turbolover22]

"The King of Africa needs my help to deposit his 3 Million Dollars into my bank account and then give him a check for just a portion of it?? Wow, I should do that. Imagine how many of them fancy Apple computers I could buy with that money"

 

[rockhome6]

"Now all i need to do is reduce the thickness of ipad and re-release it as ipad nano and earn 500 $ a piece"

"oh shit! this mac has windows 7!!"

 

[FHDelux]

"Hmmm, lets see, a core i5, integrated graphics, and a slow hard drive, with a camera on top. Even though theres about 700 bucks worth of hardware here i think we can sell it for.....i've got it! $1799"

 

[Guest]

Wow tat HP slate looks like its coming along nicely...must add to wishlist

 

[Guest]

iPad ~= iPhone = No flash
if people notice before buying = sales < i
if people don't notice = I tricked them again! = $$$$$

 

[evilsizer]

hmm.. which one to choose for this thing.

Please choose the name for this product.

A. IJockstrap
B. IDepends
C. IPad
D. ITampon

 

[dman3k]

Take a man's life... check.
Take a teenage girl's liver... check.
Make people worship me... priceless.

 

[evilsizer]

Do I owe MadTV for naming this thing

 

[evilsizer]

note to self

when you need to be away for a few months

DON"T LET ANYONE NAME ANYTHING

 

[onesgt]

Whaz who?

 

[back_by_demand]

Steve - "Hello Satan, thanks for getting back to me by video chat"
Satan - "IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO REPAY ME"
Steve - "I thought we had that all worked out when we screwed Psystar?"
Satan - "SAVING YOUR WORTHLESS ASS FROM CANCER WILL COST MUCH MORE"
Steve - "Oh no, please, don't make me do it!!!"
Satan - "YES STEVE, IT IS TIME TO RELEASE THE iPAD"
Steve - "But everyone will hate it!!!"
Satan - "IT'S EITHER THAT OR YOU DIE, CANCER BOY, CHOOSE"

 

[kyleboy7]

"Oh crap... it is just a giant ipod touch."

 

[cookoy]

Hmmm that black shirt would really look good on me if it were a shade lighter

 

[devsalharthi]

Man i should have Run a Company like Pepsi , turns out selling soda isn't bad after all

 

[gosefroba]

"why is there two eye sights"

 

[cobra342]

I thought we got rid of this damn ticking bomb.