considering how many people hate their jobs and only use most jobs to lateral their way up the corporate ladders to better jobs, this sounds more like an enticement to those type of people.
however as is typical after a buy out there is alot of consolidation and trimming of departments and product/services eliminated or reduced capacity in order to make back quickly the bulk or all of the purchase price and get back to profitable expansion as fast as possible. it's hellacious period and for those in the know that don't want to deal with all the restructuring and cut backs or increased work loads due to these, this is dells nice way of saying here take this especially you the guy with the R-R-R-Red stapler or take your chances with the TPS reports and the meetings with the BoB's!
Office Space TPS Reports
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy3rjQGc6lA