Game Cafe Robbed, Gamers Fearlessly Fight Back

[descendency]

I almost have to believe the robbers are super-human (or incredibly stupid)

I mean, they walked into an area with aggressive male gamers, hyped up on caffeine while they are competing in adrenaline pumping video games and survived. They're just lucky no one had a knife or they might have gone Counter Strike on them (http://kotaku.com/5499061/accused-game-cheater-gets-knife-through-head-and-survives)

 

[moomooman]

McLovin FTW!

 

[descendency]

Just FYI, a USB mouse can double as a strangulation device in the heat of combat. Just make a quick movement to get it around the neck and squeeze. Just make sure to clean it off before using. No one wants robber flesh on their mouse.


(which also proves that USB > wireless)

 

[bearracuda]

Yknow, if they'd gone after my PSP, I probably would've done the same thing. I'd rather get my ass bruised up and hurt one of 'em than fork out another 170 bucks and lose all my saves.

 

[Kryan]

[citation][nom]Lmeow[/nom]A wild game store thief appeared!Devin Wolery: Go, Dylan Hays!Dylan Hays used GTFO MY DS!It's super effective!Wild game store thief fled![/citation]
BEST. Comment. EVAH! +100

 

[zoemayne]

their so weak the robbers didnt even have no weapons that cant be pulled of with me or nowhere im from they better have at least 6" blades at the minimum

 

[Fetal]

Owned

 

[anamaniac]

[citation][nom]amk09[/nom]Im pretty sure if anyone ever tried to gank my computer off me I would shove my mouse into their asshole.[/citation]
Someone tries to violenty steal my rig, and the coroner will shove their body parts in a freezer.

 

[danny69t]

[citation][nom]fyasko[/nom]those nerds got pwned. did you see him take that punch?[/citation]

who got pwned? i remember the thugs fled the place after they got their ass kicked

 

[tommysch]

[citation][nom]Arglebargle[/nom]Good. So many of these assholes get away with robbing innocent people, and these three suspects are either the wrong people, or the investigation will be inconclusive and they can try again another day. Maybe if the one they had on the ground would have received some lasting injuries, they might think twice about victimizing others.[/citation]

You mean something like a .45 ACP semi-jacketed hollow point?

 

[chickenhoagie]

those robbers sucker punched him big time lmao. but hey, whoever lasts the longest wins, regardless of who has more bruises. and the gamers definitely won this one. dirty freakin hawaiin-mexican robbers.

 

[tu_illegalamigo]

That seems like a crappy place to rob anyway, man these kids are dumb, they should be in jail for that.

 

[danimal_the_animal]

I would have beat the robber with my fist until i could no longer move my arm.

 

[hardcore_gamer]

gamers rule

 

[Dkz]

Too bad not many of us gamers are black belted ninjas or something, that would have being much funnier to look at. Although this kids did a good job keeping his friend's back, took them a lil but they did it at last. Good those suckers didn't have a gun or a knife, that wouldn't have been fun.

 

[prince_david]

It's too bad the other two were 17 and couldn't be named. I hope they enjoy getting raped hard

 

[FLanighan]

If it were me each one woulda had a .45 bullet lodged in their spine

 

[garyshome]

but all three were released pending an investigation.

 

[rockola]

"Well, hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage." -- The X-Files, Jose Chung's From Outer Space.

 

[tethoma]

Awesome.

If you have been to Hawaii, you realize that most of the natives are forced into minumum wage jobs, and there are slums pocketed all over the island. Crystal Meth, or Ice, is extremely over used here, and crime is rampant.

 

[fayzaan]

bwahahah I can see it now. Little geek boys fighting! - nyah nyah hyper uppercut! hadouken! vine whip! rofl rofl rofl

 

[sdedalus83]

They're just lucky it wasn't an internet cafe in Texas. The guy manning the counter would have been able to realize his lifelong dream to take part in a real life FPS.

 

[michaelahess]

My god that was the worst article in the world to read, proof read that thing PLEASE!

 

[iNiNe5]

i tried that in GTA IV in one of those internet cafes and everyone in there pulled a gun and started shooting the place up...

 

[Guest]

Nice to see that the younger USA generation has acquired balls!