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Allright, screwit, I'll add a few to the totally tastless list of jokes....
Whaddya call a guy with no arms and legs who smells like pigs, chickens and
cows?
Barney
Whaddya call a guy with no arms and legs who is flying over a fence?
Homer
..... a guy who bothers you once a month via the postal service?
Bill
Two guys walk into a bar... which is sort of dumb because don't you think
that after the first guy walked into it, the second guy would see it and
walk around??
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to take care
of the waitress and bartenders!!
Have a good day,
Jim
"Trinity" <trinity@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> more bad jokes
>
> A girl walks into a bar with one leg, what do you think her name is.
>
> "I lean"
>
> An asian girl walks into a bar with one leg and her name is
>
> "I rene"
>
> A mexican girl crawls into a bar with no legs what do you think her name
> is.
>
> "Cunts way lo"
>
> Okay I'll quit with the dismember jokes, even though I have more.
>
> Trin
> "frenchy" <mf101723@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:1122674117.306127.297460@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>> Anybody see the Ripleys Believe it or Not show where this amazing guy
>> who was born with no arms plays pinball with his feet? He was playing
>> a Dirty Harry. And he can hit a 60-mph baseball with a bat gripped
>> under his chin! And drive cars, and set lures and go fishing, play
>> poker, tons of stuff...Frenchy
>>
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