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Interesting take - not sure if some of this is meant to be taken in jest? These are pretty big ticket items and it's unrealistic to expect others to splurge on top-tier tech, especially those who are tight on budgets. SSDs for $100 + and other tech, that's not going to fit any tight budget.

Perhaps, just telling your loved ones you have a "need new tech fund" and graciously requesting any contributions they may be willing to give toward it would be much better.
 
I don't consider a front USB C port mandatory, on a case. It's actually one of the features I'd rank near the bottom of my list. Of course, most of my type-C cables are A-to-C, so I'm not generally inconvenienced by the lack of one.

Something I'd much rather have is dust filters on the intake vents.

In fact, I'm about to buy just such a case!
 
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Perhaps, just telling your loved ones you have a "need new tech fund" and graciously requesting any contributions they may be willing to give toward it would be much better.
If I'm giving a tech gift to someone who knows enough to have opinions about what they want, then I'll give them $ and let them decide. Better yet, just steer clear and give them a non-tech gift. For my sister, I split the cost of a laptop with my brother in law, but we let her decide which model & features she wanted - that way, she can't blame us if she's unhappy with it!

In general, I'd rather not give gifts that are something different than they would've bought for themselves. However, I do like when I can give someone something nicer than they'd have bought for themselves.
 
I still don't understand the snobbishness with 8GB RAM.

We sell classroom (windows + browser only) netbooks with W11 + 4GB. With an SSD they are more than fast enough for basic use. For staff, 8GB is enough for O/S, browser, Office, Printing, Screen overlay (classroom presentation), 1Drive, Teams etc and still show ram free.

Maybe an exercise in real-world usage would be beneficial. Also learning to be a bit more grateful for gifts!
 
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I still don't understand the snobbishness with 8GB RAM.

We sell classroom (windows + browser only) netbooks with W11 + 4GB. With an SSD they are more than fast enough for basic use. For staff, 8GB is enough for O/S, browser, Office, Printing, Screen overlay (classroom presentation), 1Drive, Teams etc and still show ram free.

Maybe an exercise in real-world usage would be beneficial. Also learning to be a bit more grateful for gifts!
Until a year ago, I had a work laptop that was a Kaby Lake with 2C/4T and 8 GB of RAM, running Win 10. Using it was a rather terrible experience.

My employer put so much bloatware on it that the RAM was continually almost maxed out, even with me just running the apps you listed (except for classroom presentation). It took forever to boot & login, was very sluggish, and tabs were continually unloading. Although it had a NVMe drive, it felt performed almost like it had a mechanical hard drive.

A personal machine that I use for mostly web browsing was also noticeably improved by upgrading to 16 GB, about 4 years ago, although it was never as bad as that work laptop. Other than McAfee Antivirus, it has a pretty lightweight install.
 
Sorry but this article is not the right way to do it. DON'T BUY TECHS TECH! It's just a bad pit to fall into. Don't buy us tech unless we picked it out and you know we want it. If you do go there, you better be as good at tech as we are or you will just get it wrong.

This article is way to detailed and should simply say...don't buy techs tech, unless you are a tech. Much safer.
 
I still don't understand the snobbishness with 8GB RAM.

We sell classroom (windows + browser only) netbooks with W11 + 4GB. With an SSD they are more than fast enough for basic use. For staff, 8GB is enough for O/S, browser, Office, Printing, Screen overlay (classroom presentation), 1Drive, Teams etc and still show ram free.

Maybe an exercise in real-world usage would be beneficial. Also learning to be a bit more grateful for gifts!
Having 20% RAM free does not translate to good user experience.
 
Having 20% RAM free does not translate to good user experience.
I get that, but if 100mb spreadsheets are still opening up in the 'proper' installed version of Excel in under 2s with 10 browser tabs open and Teams (what a resource hog!) running a meeting - you know what, I'm going to say it's just fine.

Heck, I use a 4GB / Intel N-something-small education-oriented Dell netbook on the road as a portable. It runs Office, Teams, Browser and Nextcloud sync just fine on W11, the biggest limitation is the screen size, but it's an 11" device that's really light and lasts all day on a battery so I don't care.
 
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Interesting take - not sure if some of this is meant to be taken in jest? These are pretty big ticket items and it's unrealistic to expect others to splurge on top-tier tech
So I meant to present this in a tongue-and-cheek snobby voice (I'm really not that demanding with my family and friends, honest). I didn't say "if you buy this for anyone on earth, pack a receipt." I said "if you buy this for me, pack a receipt."

What I'm trying to present in a somewhat over-the-top way is advice on things that one should not buy a PC enthusiast or buy for one's self as an enthusiast. This is just my opinion and certainly folks are free to disagree with any or all of them. Some folks will be fine without a USB-C port on the front header; I think you should get one. Is it a hill I would die on? No.

However, 8GB of RAM in a PC in 2023? Maybe if it's a Chromebook which I also wouldn't get.

Do people actually buy expensive tech items such as SSDs or even whole laptops for friends and family? It depends. Just this week, my sister-in-law texted me to ask what gaming monitor she should buy for her son.
 
So I meant to present this in a tongue-and-cheek snobby voice (I'm really not that demanding with my family and friends, honest). I didn't say "if you buy this for anyone on earth, pack a receipt." I said "if you buy this for me, pack a receipt."

What I'm trying to present in a somewhat over-the-top way is advice on things that one should not buy a PC enthusiast or buy for one's self as an enthusiast. This is just my opinion and certainly folks are free to disagree with any or all of them. Some folks will be fine without a USB-C port on the front header; I think you should get one. Is it a hill I would die on? No.

However, 8GB of RAM in a PC in 2023? Maybe if it's a Chromebook which I also wouldn't get.

Do people actually buy expensive tech items such as SSDs or even whole laptops for friends and family? It depends. Just this week, my sister-in-law texted me to ask what gaming monitor she should buy for her son.
Sorry man didn't come off that way. You need to add more "moooooove!" jokes or something.
 
Sorry but this article is not the right way to do it. DON'T BUY TECHS TECH! It's just a bad pit to fall into. Don't buy us tech unless we picked it out and you know we want it. If you do go there, you better be as good at tech as we are or you will just get it wrong.

This article is way to detailed and should simply say...don't buy techs tech, unless you are a tech. Much safer.
Even more...
If you are not a techie, don't buy anyone tech gifts.

My ex was bad about that.
The grandkids needed a new PC.
I said "hang on, I'll build you one.

To get there ahead of me, she bought one.
'Dear, that is the absolute crappiest thing that was on the shelf at BestBuy. Don't do that again'.

Unless you are the techie, just don't,
 
So I meant to present this in a tongue-and-cheek snobby voice
Sometimes tongue-in-cheek humor doesn't translate well in written form unless you make it obvious, which didn't happen here.
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My pet peeve is people calling a 2560 x 1440 monitor "2K". It already has a real name QHD that describes the resolution why try and force "2k" onto it when it doesn't even make sense. Do you know what actually is a 2K monitor... 1920 x 1080. The exact thing you were saying was bad. 1920 is a of a lot closer to 2K compared to 2560. The funny thing is even Wikipedia has a list of 2K Resolutions and surprise surprise 2560 x 1440 is not on the list, but 1920 x 1080 is on that list.
If you absolutely had to use the "K" nomenclature and you were to round 2560 to the nearest 1000 it would be a 3K monitor. Round to the nearest 100 it would be a 2.6K monitor.
 
I'll just say I disagree with the author of the article that says that high refresh rate 1080p screens are only for e-sports pros or people wanting to get there. Any gamer who is doing any fast paced fps gaming will benefit from high Hz screens, yes even 500Hz. Go check the Blurbusters website.
 
I don't consider a front USB C port mandatory, on a case. It's actually one of the features I'd rank near the bottom of my list. Of course, most of my type-C cables are A-to-C, so I'm not generally inconvenienced by the lack of one.

Something I'd much rather have is dust filters on the intake vents.

In fact, I'm about to buy just such a case!
I am with you on the location of USB-C on cases. I am all about airflow (2x 140mm minimum) while still having some 5.25" front bays to use. I still run an old HD-DVD Blu-ray combo drive for backing up all my old media as needed, my water pumps/res combos which are a two bay in serial setup. I also have a bay in use giving me more 2 more USB 3.2 ports with... one USB-C 5g, one 10g and an SD card reader. Seeing front bays disappear is a far larger concern to me compared USB-C placement on a case. You want one or more up front...having a 5.25 inch bay is a great way to add them.
If I'm giving a tech gift to someone who knows enough to have opinions about what they want, then I'll give them $ and let them decide. Better yet, just steer clear and give them a non-tech gift. For my sister, I split the cost of a laptop with my brother in law, but we let her decide which model & features she wanted - that way, she can't blame us if she's unhappy with it!

In general, I'd rather not give gifts that are something different than they would've bought for themselves. However, I do like when I can give someone something nicer than they'd have bought for themselves.
This OR make wish lists with very specific parts to choose from like my family does. I got a great 2TB NVMe drive and a great keyboard last Christmas this way. But I had given my family a large list to choose from, with websites, where to find the best deals and the understanding to not deviate from the list if they were going with a tech gift. But this doesn't work for everyone and I get that. This is why gift receipts are essiential.
Even more...
If you are not a techie, don't buy anyone tech gifts.

My ex was bad about that.
The grandkids needed a new PC.
I said "hang on, I'll build you one.

To get there ahead of me, she bought one.
'Dear, that is the absolute crappiest thing that was on the shelf at BestBuy. Don't do that again'.

Unless you are the techie, just don't,
I absolutely agree minus the wish list method I mentioned above which I do find feasible more times than not. Unless you know what your doing or following someones very specific wish list, buying tech gifts is generally a very bad idea...
Until a year ago, I had a work laptop that was a Kaby Lake with 2C/4T and 8 GB of RAM, running Win 10. Using it was a rather terrible experience.

My employer put so much bloatware on it that the RAM was continually almost maxed out, even with me just running the apps you listed (except for classroom presentation). It took forever to boot & login, was very sluggish, and tabs were continually unloading. Although it had a NVMe drive, it felt performed almost like it had a mechanical hard drive.

A personal machine that I use for mostly web browsing was also noticeably improved by upgrading to 16 GB, about 4 years ago, although it was never as bad as that work laptop. Other than McAfee Antivirus, it has a pretty lightweight install.
I had to help my mom get a new laptop for her new job recently which was on their dime. As her last few work machines were nighmarishly slow due to lack of ram/ssd and or weak cpus, even by 'work' standards, she convinced them to get her a decent setup. Seriously she had a single core at one point in the last six years for a work laptop and I mailed her out a 'cheap' refurb I had done which would have gone for 200-300 hundred on newegg at the time, that destoryed the machine she had.

Anyways as I am a tech she asked them to allow me to choose the model and spec out the machine which they surprisingly agreed to not long after her hire. She told me what she wanted, what she needed and what she didn't from the machine So I made her a large list of lappies with varing budgets that would fit her needs. My mom is a HUGE ram hog for example as am I. Considering as a child she taught me how to use (not build or spec out) computers this isn't a big surprise. So 64GB was an absolute given for her, for example a decent size/speed NVMe drive a minimum of four cores though I beleive she ended up with 8 or 12 (I forget atm) but she had zero need for anything other than an iGPU.

But yeah on some of her old machines one of us would buy her more ram or an ssd to 'speed' things up for her. I'd help walk her through the install to make sure everything was working properly (work techs would her too of course). She always(?) got permission mind you but rarely to never any compensation. They all seemed happy to let increase her workflow output by increasing her computers speed but never actually wanted to 'pay' for the reasonably spec'd machines to do so. It has been an issue with most of her previous employers as well, save a few. I am sure many in this thread had similar experiences at work. I get it though, most companies need to keep costs down and skimping on work machines is a good way to keep their tech budget in check. Cost vs work flow capability can be a tricky thing to balence.
 
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I absolutely agree minus the wish list method I mentioned above which I do find feasible more times than not. Unless you know what your doing or following someones very specific wish list, buying tech gifts is generally a very bad idea...
Exactly.
Specific make/model, or just don't.

And for me...don't buy anything on my Amazon wish lists. That stuff is there as a placeholder, for me to look at later.
Unless there is a specific list labeled "Buy This Stuff"
 
So I meant to present this in a tongue-and-cheek snobby voice (I'm really not that demanding with my family and friends, honest). I didn't say "if you buy this for anyone on earth, pack a receipt." I said "if you buy this for me, pack a receipt."

What I'm trying to present in a somewhat over-the-top way is advice on things that one should not buy a PC enthusiast or buy for one's self as an enthusiast. This is just my opinion and certainly folks are free to disagree with any or all of them. Some folks will be fine without a USB-C port on the front header; I think you should get one. Is it a hill I would die on? No.

However, 8GB of RAM in a PC in 2023? Maybe if it's a Chromebook which I also wouldn't get.

Do people actually buy expensive tech items such as SSDs or even whole laptops for friends and family? It depends. Just this week, my sister-in-law texted me to ask what gaming monitor she should buy for her son.
Ok, this is why I wanted to ask because it really seemed tongue in cheek - by all means, i'm right there with you on the thought process for most of these items, as a fellow tech nerd!

In this light, I actually think your article is brilliant!

and yeah, 8GB - eww - i'm stuck with this on a work laptop and the combo of teams, outlook, edge and pdf is enough to make me want to throw it out the window some days.

No such issues on my desktop PC! because I built my own PC! 😀
 
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I don't ask any of my family to buy me tech gifts, I prefer to buy those on my own. I'm 58 and I do still love toys though. Action figures or small replicas of something will do. 👀
 
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I don't ask any of my family to buy me tech gifts, I prefer to buy those on my own. I'm 58 and I do still love toys though. Action figures or small replicas of something will do. 👀

I like those small two bladed helicopters for flying around in the house. They don't cost much, are a good bit of fun until the battery pack gives out...so you toss that and look forward to one in your stocking next year!
 
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