Well, at this stage the two coolers I've used have both been reapplied twice, with 0 difference to stress temperatures, and the CPU is hitting MASSIVE temps nearly instantly. the CPU gets great Idle Temps, as low as 23-25C but the instant it gets any load it rockets to 50C+ in a heartbeat at low loads, or launches from 25C to 80C in under 3 seconds on Prime95, with a reseated, Arctic Silver pasted, H80i.
MIcrocenter is pretty great with exchanges, though I have to wait till Wednesday for their new shipment to come through, so fortunately the CPU is perfectly functional, it just runs very hot under large loads.