You mean the commercials aren't real? I knew the shows weren't real (except for Survivor), but now the commercials aren't real either? What's the world coming to? Next, I suppose we'll find out that politicians don't tell the truth either or that experts don't know everything or that Tom Cruise's big fat smile isn't genuine or that religions are just stories that someone made up one day. From now on, I'm only going to listen to information that's true and unbiased, like the articles in TV Guide.