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many a poster's bane
some may call him insane
strange but never inane

there once was a ranter from nantucket ...


Oh, f---it, I'm out of rhymes


-----
smoochies & hugs bday boy
 
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"Janet Quick" <janetq@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> many a poster's bane
> some may call him insane
> strange but never inane
>
> there once was a ranter from nantucket ...
>
>
> Oh, f---it, I'm out of rhymes
>

Wow someone outside myy family remembered!!
 
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Out from under a rock popped Insane Ranter and said

> "Janet Quick" <janetq@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:BE32BB2E.11984%janetq@hotmail.com...
>> many a poster's bane
>> some may call him insane
>> strange but never inane
>>
>> there once was a ranter from nantucket ...
>>
>>
>> Oh, f---it, I'm out of rhymes
>
> Wow someone outside myy family remembered!!

Dave, Dave he's mighty brave
He showed rec.sports.nascar that he flames like Tabsaca,
But Myr it did make mad, which made the Ranter sad,
so on cross posting he did cave.


--
Rob Singers RGMW FAQ Maintainer. See it @ http://www.rgmw.org
Send submissions to submissions at rgmw dot org changing the obvious.
"I present to RGMW....the real life model for StrongBad." (c) Inc 2003
Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere
 
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"Robert Singers" <rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Out from under a rock popped Insane Ranter and said
>
>> "Janet Quick" <janetq@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:BE32BB2E.11984%janetq@hotmail.com...
>>> many a poster's bane
>>> some may call him insane
>>> strange but never inane
>>>
>>> there once was a ranter from nantucket ...
>>>
>>>
>>> Oh, f---it, I'm out of rhymes
>>
>> Wow someone outside myy family remembered!!
>
> Dave, Dave he's mighty brave
> He showed rec.sports.nascar that he flames like Tabsaca,
> But Myr it did make mad, which made the Ranter sad,
> so on cross posting he did cave.

Not really.. just don't add this group in them anymore....
 
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Out from under a rock popped Insane Ranter and said

>> Dave, Dave he's mighty brave
>> He showed rec.sports.nascar that he flames like Tabsaca,
>> But Myr it did make mad, which made the Ranter sad, so on cross
>> posting he did cave.
>
> Not really.. just don't add this group in them anymore....

Hey it's better than

Ranter Ranter my friend Ranter
on a pretty little horse he did like to canter
engaging all the ladies in petty banter
oh such a wag my friend Ranter.

--
Rob Singers RGMW FAQ Maintainer. See it @ http://www.rgmw.org
Send submissions to submissions at rgmw dot org changing the obvious.
"I present to RGMW....the real life model for StrongBad." (c) Inc 2003
Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere
 
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"Janet Quick" <janetq@hotmail.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:BE32BB2E.11984%janetq@hotmail.com...
> many a poster's bane
> some may call him insane
> strange but never inane
>
> there once was a ranter from nantucket ...
>
>
> Oh, f---it, I'm out of rhymes

I won't even try. Happy birthday and best wishes.


P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have difficulties
with my own!
--
Ecke

Newsgroup FAQ @ http://www.rgmw.org

Due to technology humankind produced weapons of mass destruction. Without
technology it would just take a bit longer.
 
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Out from under a rock popped Ecke and said

> P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have difficulties
> with my own!

She forgets mine.

--
Rob Singers RGMW FAQ Maintainer. See it @ http://www.rgmw.org
Send submissions to submissions at rgmw dot org changing the obvious.
"I present to RGMW....the real life model for StrongBad." (c) Inc 2003
Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere
 
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"Robert Singers" <rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Out from under a rock popped Ecke and said
>
>> P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have difficulties
>> with my own!
>
> She forgets mine.
>
And mine.
 
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In article <ftedncUX99d4Fo3fRVn-jA@comcast.com>, Craig Little,
craig.little@gmail.com Varfed out the following in Timo speak...
>
> "Robert Singers" <rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns95FDF2ABC392rsingers@IP-Hidden...
> > Out from under a rock popped Ecke and said
> >
> >> P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have difficulties
> >> with my own!
> >
> > She forgets mine.
> >
> And mine.

I think 'represses' is the word you're looking for.

Myr 😉

--
I have nothing against Polish or Americans, at least nothing effective.

- Ecke

RGMW FAQ: http://www.rgmw.org

Or...

http://www.sheppard.demon.co.uk/rgmw_faq/rgmw_faq.htm
 
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Myrmidon entered the world pub known as rec.games.miniatures.warhammer and
said...

> In article <ftedncUX99d4Fo3fRVn-jA@comcast.com>, Craig Little,
> craig.little@gmail.com Varfed out the following in Timo speak...
> >
> > "Robert Singers" <rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns95FDF2ABC392rsingers@IP-Hidden...
> > > Out from under a rock popped Ecke and said
> > >
> > >> P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have difficulties
> > >> with my own!
> > >
> > > She forgets mine.
> > >
> > And mine.
>
> I think 'represses' is the word you're looking for.
>
> Myr 😉
>
>
Now that I think of it, I don't think I have EVER gotten a b-day greeting
from Janet, and I have had a fair number of birthdays...
--
Jim M
posted on this day, the 4,184th of September 1993

"Look alive. Here comes a buzzard." -- Walt Kelly (Pogo)
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I
go into the other room and read a book." -- Groucho Marx

http://jimac.tripod.com
 
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On 2/14/05 5:18 AM, in article cuptsn$so5$04$1@news.t-online.com, "Ecke"
<White-Viper@gmx.de> wrote:

>
>
> P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have difficulties
> with my own!

THAT is a major mystery.

1. Was I paying attention when the birthdate was mentioned?
2. Did I note it somewhere?
3. Have I glanced at where I noted it down lately?
4. Did I write it down in a retrievable manner.
(for example - who is doombu? Is that even an rgmw person?)
5. Did I transfer the note(s) when the new year turned?
6. Did it transfer with the new computer/software/calendar?
7. Am I paying attention when the date comes around again?

And in very few cases: did the person annoy me and their date now sits
beneath a big black blob of ink? (or under the notation: dickhead)

Perhaps I will post a 'happy birthday dickhead' one of these days and see
who claims it.


janet
--
Sacredness of human life! The world has never believed it! ... We have held
that a death toll was a necessary part of every human achievement, whether
sport, war or industry. A moment's rage over the horror of it, and we have
sunk into indifference.
Ida M. Tarbell
 
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On 2/14/05 5:51 AM, in article Xns95FDF2ABC392rsingers@IP-Hidden, "Robert
Singers" <rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> wrote:

> Out from under a rock popped Ecke and said
>
>> P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have difficulties
>> with my own!
>
> She forgets mine.

You celebrate it one day earlier than you should.

janet
--
A learned man is an idler who kills time by study.
George Bernard Shaw
 
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On 2/14/05 6:30 AM, in article ftedncUX99d4Fo3fRVn-jA@comcast.com, "Craig
Little" <craig.little@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> "Robert Singers" <rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns95FDF2ABC392rsingers@IP-Hidden...
>> Out from under a rock popped Ecke and said
>>
>>> P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have difficulties
>>> with my own!
>>
>> She forgets mine.
>>
> And mine.
>
No I don't - it's mid January ... umm ...

Geez, I missed it, didn't I?

And thus the 'not paying attention' caveat comes into play.


janet
--
Intelligence is characterized by a natural incomprehension of life
Henri Bergson
 
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On 2/14/05 9:17 PM, in article
MPG.1c7b17fb1b82f63198a4d1@news.west.earthlink.net, "Ancient Gamer"
<hnjcomics@rocketmail.com> wrote:

> Myrmidon entered the world pub known as rec.games.miniatures.warhammer and
> said...
>
>> In article <ftedncUX99d4Fo3fRVn-jA@comcast.com>, Craig Little,
>> craig.little@gmail.com Varfed out the following in Timo speak...
>>>
>>> "Robert Singers" <rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns95FDF2ABC392rsingers@IP-Hidden...
>>>> Out from under a rock popped Ecke and said
>>>>
>>>>> P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have difficulties
>>>>> with my own!
>>>>
>>>> She forgets mine.
>>>>
>>> And mine.
>>
>> I think 'represses' is the word you're looking for.
>>
>> Myr 😉
>>
>>
> Now that I think of it, I don't think I have EVER gotten a b-day greeting
> from Janet, and I have had a fair number of birthdays...

By the time yours comes around I'm totally exhausted from the April
mass-o-birthdays. Whew! just remembering makes me tired.

Besides, I got you that pass to Croesus' treasury once - that should last
you a few thousand years - oh dear, has it been that long?


janet
--
I have no hostility towards men. Some of my best friends are men. I
married a man. My father was a man.
Jill Ruckelshaus
 
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"Janet Quick" <janetq@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:BE37E8A9.11AAC%janetq@hotmail.com...
> On 2/14/05 9:17 PM, in article
> MPG.1c7b17fb1b82f63198a4d1@news.west.earthlink.net, "Ancient Gamer"
> <hnjcomics@rocketmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Myrmidon entered the world pub known as rec.games.miniatures.warhammer
>> and
>> said...
>>
>>> In article <ftedncUX99d4Fo3fRVn-jA@comcast.com>, Craig Little,
>>> craig.little@gmail.com Varfed out the following in Timo speak...
>>>>
>>>> "Robert Singers" <rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns95FDF2ABC392rsingers@IP-Hidden...
>>>>> Out from under a rock popped Ecke and said
>>>>>
>>>>>> P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have
>>>>>> difficulties
>>>>>> with my own!
>>>>>
>>>>> She forgets mine.
>>>>>
>>>> And mine.
>>>
>>> I think 'represses' is the word you're looking for.
>>>
>>> Myr 😉
>>>
>>>
>> Now that I think of it, I don't think I have EVER gotten a b-day greeting
>> from Janet, and I have had a fair number of birthdays...
>
> By the time yours comes around I'm totally exhausted from the April
> mass-o-birthdays. Whew! just remembering makes me tired.
>
Janet! you have fallen to the dark side! April?? what is an April. Only
Septembers. Try to remember. It is only September and we are all having
Birthdays!(BTW, happy birthday IR :) )

berto
 
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Out from under a rock popped Janet Quick and said

> 4. Did I write it down in a retrievable manner.
> (for example - who is doombu? Is that even an rgmw person?)

Kurt

--
Rob Singers RGMW FAQ Maintainer. See it @ http://www.rgmw.org
Send submissions to submissions at rgmw dot org changing the obvious.
"I present to RGMW....the real life model for StrongBad." (c) Inc 2003
Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere
 
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Out from under a rock popped Janet Quick and said

>> She forgets mine.
>
> You celebrate it one day earlier than you should.

Do not.

--
Rob Singers RGMW FAQ Maintainer. See it @ http://www.rgmw.org
Send submissions to submissions at rgmw dot org changing the obvious.
"I present to RGMW....the real life model for StrongBad." (c) Inc 2003
Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere
 
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Janet Quick entered the world pub known as rec.games.miniatures.warhammer
and said...

> On 2/14/05 5:18 AM, in article cuptsn$so5$04$1@news.t-online.com, "Ecke"
> <White-Viper@gmx.de> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have difficulties
> > with my own!
>
> THAT is a major mystery.
>
> 1. Was I paying attention when the birthdate was mentioned?
> 2. Did I note it somewhere?
> 3. Have I glanced at where I noted it down lately?
> 4. Did I write it down in a retrievable manner.
> (for example - who is doombu? Is that even an rgmw person?)
> 5. Did I transfer the note(s) when the new year turned?
> 6. Did it transfer with the new computer/software/calendar?
> 7. Am I paying attention when the date comes around again?
>
> And in very few cases: did the person annoy me and their date now sits
> beneath a big black blob of ink? (or under the notation: dickhead)
>
> Perhaps I will post a 'happy birthday dickhead' one of these days and see
> who claims it.
>

ROFLMAO...oh wait...um... sorry I broke your painting table leg into
4,387,526,962 pieces. But the chain was to short to reach the coffee urn and
my Caffeine IV ran out...
--
Jim M
posted on this day, the 4,184th of September 1993

"Look alive. Here comes a buzzard." -- Walt Kelly (Pogo)
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I
go into the other room and read a book." -- Groucho Marx

http://jimac.tripod.com
 
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"Janet Quick" <janetq@hotmail.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:BE37E462.11AA6%janetq@hotmail.com...
> On 2/14/05 5:18 AM, in article cuptsn$so5$04$1@news.t-online.com, "Ecke"
> <White-Viper@gmx.de> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have difficulties
>> with my own!
>
> THAT is a major mystery.
>
> 1. Was I paying attention when the birthdate was mentioned?
> 2. Did I note it somewhere?
> 3. Have I glanced at where I noted it down lately?
> 4. Did I write it down in a retrievable manner.
> (for example - who is doombu? Is that even an rgmw person?)
> 5. Did I transfer the note(s) when the new year turned?
> 6. Did it transfer with the new computer/software/calendar?
> 7. Am I paying attention when the date comes around again?

Whoa! Much too many points. I have two diffrent ways for dates:
1. Hearing about a birthday.
2. Forgetting all the numbers within half a day.
OR
1. Hearing about a birthday.
2. Putting the date on my cell phone date reminder.
3. Checking once in a while to make sure all important dates are turned on.

> And in very few cases: did the person annoy me and their date now sits
> beneath a big black blob of ink? (or under the notation: dickhead)

Spite, the best memory enhancer yet.

> Perhaps I will post a 'happy birthday dickhead' one of these days and see
> who claims it.

Well with at least 1% of all male population being a dickhead you would get
more than 6000 claims for every birthday you could possible give.

--
Ecke

Newsgroup FAQ @ http://www.rgmw.org

Due to technology humankind produced weapons of mass destruction. Without
technology it would just take a bit longer.
 
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<snip>
> Janet! you have fallen to the dark side! April?? what is an April.
A character in some kind of comic.

--
Ecke

Newsgroup FAQ @ http://www.rgmw.org

Due to technology humankind produced weapons of mass destruction. Without
technology it would just take a bit longer.
 
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"Janet Quick" <janetq@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:BE37E608.11AAA%janetq@hotmail.com...
> On 2/14/05 6:30 AM, in article ftedncUX99d4Fo3fRVn-jA@comcast.com, "Craig
> Little" <craig.little@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Robert Singers" <rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns95FDF2ABC392rsingers@IP-Hidden...
>>> Out from under a rock popped Ecke and said
>>>
>>>> P.S.: Janet, how many birthdays have you remembered? I have
>>>> difficulties
>>>> with my own!
>>>
>>> She forgets mine.
>>>
>> And mine.
>>
> No I don't - it's mid January ... umm ...
>
> Geez, I missed it, didn't I?
>
> And thus the 'not paying attention' caveat comes into play.
>
Not bad recall, it's the 18th Jan...
 
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