Intel: Chip in Brain Implants Are the Future

[wenty]

This shows that they are dumbing down the population and will need chips to control them.

Learn to think for yourself or they will for you.

Zombies will be the future.

Slaves of the future

 

[mman74]

Moore's law states that CPU speeds double every two years. So either you get left with a P4 chip whilst everyone else is running Dual Cores or you get your head ripped open for an upgrade every 2 years. Hmmm?

 

[hundredislandsboy]

This whole thing sounds like a comedy waiting to happen. What about the human error factor and mixed up batches of chips? You wake up from the sedation and after the operation you're expecting to surf the net with just brain waves but instead you see everything with a lag cause you got the Nvidia graphics chip by mistake.

 

[scryer_360]

I, for one, welcome our new brain-chip masters.

Someone had to say it.

 

[maigo]

wheres the beta sign up?

 

[empstar]

Can't believe that 'MATRIX' is true.

 

[ALANMAN]

Didn't Intel also say 10GHz CPU's by 2011?

You've got 13 months, Intel!

 

[ravewulf]

[citation][nom]Efrayim[/nom]GHOST IN THE SHELL HERE WE COME!![/citation]
I LOVE Ghost in the Shell

 

[mayne92]

Yup, and before you know it we'll end up like those people in the movie UP where they just levitate around, getting fat and can't take their eyes off a computer monitor...

 

[ravewulf]

[citation][nom]wenty[/nom]This shows that they are dumbing down the population and will need chips to control them.Learn to think for yourself or they will for you.Zombies will be the future.Slaves of the future[/citation]
Psh. As if people like Rush Limbaugh don't already do all of the thinking for their followers. The conservative extremists (notice I say extremists, not the regular conservatives) are already a bunch of brain washed reactionary fools. They literally parrot back whatever fear tactics Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, etc put out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJUqmowQu6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1HFzw8lF7k (watch the whole thing if you want, skip to 8:00 for the good part)

 

[ravewulf]

[citation][nom]mayne92[/nom]Yup, and before you know it we'll end up like those people in the movie UP where they just levitate around, getting fat and can't take their eyes off a computer monitor...[/citation]
Wrong movie. You're thinking of WALL•E

 

[mlopinto2k1]

Hope no one decides to launch a DdoS attack on your BRAIN.

 

[jalek]

Why is this news? The government put a chip in my head years ago.

Fortunately, it can't transmit through tinfoil.

 

[Camikazi]

Talk about a real zombie network 😛

 

[mayne92]

[citation][nom]ravewulf[/nom]Wrong movie. You're thinking of WALL•E[/citation]

...I stand corrected...

 

[rippleyhakd]

Matrix anyone.. BOOM, Teach meh College law in like 30sec.. WORSE BOOM teach me all forms of combat, Pistol\rifle\hand-to-hand MMA, Aikido,
I volunteer to be first test dummy..

 

[doomtomb]

If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. That's all I'll say here. Put it this way though, it'd be nice if there were an easy way to make the rest of the world smarter and change most people's way of thinking, at least where I live.

Change the way people think? WTF. That's worse than "not saying anything nice"

 

[scooterlibby]

Big deal. I modded by brain and put in an e8400. So far am having some stability issues and pissing my pants every time I try to overclock.

 

[Caffeinecarl]

This is way too much for me. Yeah, I'm an enthusiast, but when I'm so close with my computer that it's actually IN my brain, HANDS OFF!

 

[hundredislandsboy]

I thought they were already implanting silicon?

 

[apache_lives]

lol what if i want an AMD? and i dont like 90w TDP's id be trying to counteract it by sweating too much 😀 jokes

 

[jrazor247]

Uh, so we are jumping from mice to mind control?

 

[marraco]

So, you pay for brain surgery, and 3 months later your brain chip is obsolete…
How many surgeries you can accumulate?
I would never trust Intel to put anything on my brain.

I’m sure that Apple will use it to be sure that iZombies “think different”

 

[ElectroGoofy]

I think I would prefer a helmet to an embeded chip....

 

[jsc]

A virus would give new meaning to "head cold".