Intel fans going hungry!!!

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It is becoming a serious problem all over the world, at first scientist believed mass hunger strikes were taking place, but soon realised the high prices of intel chips were the cause. Many young men with pimples and thick galsses are also suffering from severe boughts of anarexia, one scientist stated. Also contributing to the problem is the bullying these skiny intel fanboys are recieving from large well feed AMD users, so the qustion scientists are asking is how to get these young people back on track. Education is what is needed, "We must show these kids that AMD are much superior and you may also keep scurvey at bay!" Said leading UN memebers in the rise of this epidemic. What is your opinion on this terrifying problem intel is inflicting on the new generation?

If he doesn't die, he'll get help!!!
 
LOL. Even if it wasn't for the terrible spelling it still wouldn't be believable 😉

AMD Is An Anagram Of MAD, Intel Is An Anagram Of INLET, Cyrix...Ah Who Cares?
 
If that is true then I am in some SERIOUS trouble...!!!

Hope the almighty Intel God can save me!

Is it a bad thing if there is smoke coming out of my case?
 
Well... I heard of lot of people dying while they were asleep because their AMD couldn't control the heat issue and began to produce smoke all over the room. Intel just halt and waited for the user to fix the issue.
If you prefer to die fast and without noticing... buy an AMD. If you want to live more years and maybe die of hunger... buy Intel.
If you want to be happy, buy an ATI 9800 Pro or FX5900 Ultra and send it to me =)
 
I'm a well fed AMD user. :smile: It doesn't matter if you use an AMD in Texas, you'll die of overheating in the summer anywayz regardless of which CPU you use.

My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!
 

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