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While pondering glazed doughnuts Mickey <mickeyb@comcast.net> mistakenly typed
:
:
: Dave Ryan wrote:
:> While pondering glazed doughnuts jerk-o <jerk-o@yomomma.org>
: mistakenly typed
:> :
:> : After going to <http://tinyurl.com/2tnqw>,
:> : "Mickey" <mickeyb@comcast.net> said:
:> :
:> :>
:> :>jerk-o wrote:
:> :>> After going to <http://tinyurl.com/2tnqw>,
:> :>> "Max" <maxterry@comcast.net> said:
:> :>>
:> :>> >And then where would I sleep?
:> :>>
:> :>> Under the pool table?
:> :>
:> :>Ah, but that would require him to pass out in his own house. This
: would
:> :>end a decades long tradition of meandering over to my place when
: the
:> :>urge to get REALLY hammered overwhelms him (twice a week or so),
: and
:> :>his wife wouldn't have a clue what to do with him when he's that
:> :>snockered.
:> :
:> : Wait until he passes out, and then if she is anoyed at him, here's
: a list of
:> : things she can do:
:> :
:> : 1. Write stuff on him with a permenant marker
:> : 2. Shaving cream at various places
:> : 3. Shave of one eyebrow
:> : 4. Hand cuff him to the bed
:> : 5. Dip one of his hands in warm water
:>
:> I've fallen to items 1,2 & 3 before.
:>
:> Worse yet, I had pretty much all the hair shaved off of the right
: side of my
:> body one night after a wild night of drunkenness in Cudahay(a suburb
: of
:> Milwaukee). It took me about 2 hours after I woke up to notice that
: I had
:> shaving cream on me still and pretty much zero body hair on one side.
: It was
:> hilarious except people looked at me pretty strangley with only one
: eybrow
:> and half a moustache for a while.
:>
:> damned Dougie.
😛
:>
:> Also I'd like to ad
:> 6. Pile everything available in the room on top of the person so they
: wake up
:> under a pile of stuff.(This can include furniture)
:>
:
: I doubt any of that would really have much of an effect on him. Max is
: the definition of mellow. The problem his wife has with him is that
: when he gets that drunk, he snores loud enough to drown out a B2B
: bomber, and she cannot sleep. Anyway, by now they have this whole thing
: worked out. If he comes over to my house and is not back by about
: midnight, Sonia comes over carrying a pillow and a blanket, heads
: straight for the pool room, pulls his head up by his beard and stuff
: the pillow under him and covers him with a blanket. Happy in the
: knowledge that he is taken care of for the night, she goes back to her
: house (next door) and has a night of peace. As this has been ongoing
: for over 20 years, I see no reason to interfere with a working process
:

:
Sounds like you've all got a working solution without any need for change.
It's so nice when people work with each other instead of against.
-dave