Hi, I'm Mac.
And I'm a PC.
Mac, why do you cost so frigging much?
You wouldn't understand PC.
...I don't understand, that's why I'm asking.
Well you see, PC, I am made of a precious metal and have lots of these sparkling gemstones all over the place.
...But none of that does anything at all. You're asking people to pay money for a useless addition to your product.
Well of course I am. See, I told you you wouldn't understand.