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Great story Crash but we all have to ask....................did you enjoy
the beer?
Ibby
"John Ward" <johnrmward@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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> Couldn't agree more - CRaSH is a true Classic!
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> JW
> "Arthur" <simmeronlo@rogers.com> wrote in message
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>> Great story, CRaSH......you slay me sometimes : )
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>> Arthur
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>> "CRaSH" <sorry@aint-here.spam.com> wrote in message
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>>> Dallas wrote:
>>>> "GeoffC"
>>>>> Are you talking GA or commercial, and normal or emergency ops.
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>>>> Normal GA ops. I was at 10k feet last night with a Cessna single in
>>>> the mountains and the airfield was at 600 feet. I *could* get down
>>>> pretty fast, but I could also blow out my eardrums (virtually
>>>> speaking
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>>> I don't think goin down from 10K is goin to hurt anyone, without rippin
>>> the blinkin wings off the aircraft maun, but further up (altitude) it
>>> does. I was on a 727 the night Tricky Dicky resigned, leaving
>>> Indianapolis we were on board at the gate at the terminal, the captain
>>> put his "goodbye" speech on the intercom, the passengers applauded
>>> afterwards, and we were off to Kansas City. Somewhere in between over
>>> FL 030, about the time the stew was by our seat with the drink cart,
>>> everyones ears started popping, etc., the oxygen masks dropped from the
>>> overhead, women & girlie boys started screeming, the captain put it into
>>> a emergencey dive to FL010, and I observed the following: the seats in
>>> front of me were empty - the seats in front of that had a middle aged
>>> man going out of his mind because the masks in that row hadn't dropped,
>>> even though there was NO sign of any actual oxygen diprivation to anyone
>>> so I stood up on my seat and reached over to poke him on his sweaty head
>>> that there were three masks hanging in the row behind him, unused - he
>>> didn't go around the passegeway, but rather leaped over the seat backs
>>> to get one of the masks, totally un-needed, behind him. In the
>>> meantime, my seat mate, and I, helped ourselves to a six pack of beer on
>>> the cart abandented by the stew to help the other panicking passengers.
>>> When she returned a little later, after we had reached a "safe"
>>> altitude, she noticed the half dozen empty beer bottles, and declined
>>> our offer to pay for our indulgance while plummenting to our
>>> death.......... Of course we might have actually plummented to our
>>> death, but............... Actual problem was the crew lost automatic
>>> cabin pressure and had to resort to manual, which was a very finicky
>>> process according to my CFI, who was then a TWA 1st officer...
>>>
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