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Just recently started playing again after some time off, and yesterday I was
working on getting a Sorc through nightmare. So I make a game titled
"HlpKill Diablo." After a minute or so a Paladin who was only a couple
levels higher than me came in, so i figured he just needed the quest done,
too.
So we set out, and by the time we reached Chaos he had already died once or
twice, and then I had to clear his body a few more times. Diablo wasn't
much of a problem; he kind of just stood there while I threw out static and
then Meteor.
The comedy show started in full effect after that, though when this dialog
took place:
(Diablo dies)
Him - I get items
Him - I get items
Him - I get items
Me - Um...ok, all junk. The ones I got are on ground by stash.
Him - I get items
Me - ...OK
(I go on to Act 5 and restock on pots and scrolls.)
Him - Hey
Me - ?
Him - Have you done your forge yet?
Me - No I'm going to come back and do it later
Him - Wait
Me - What?
Him - I should get it
Me - What?!
Him - I should get your forge
Me - Haha, right
Him - I should get your forge
Me - For what? "Helping" me kill one boss?
Him - I DID THIS FOR NOTHING?
Him - I DID THIS FOR NOTHING?
Him - I DID THIS FOR NOTHING?
Him - I should get your forge.
(at this point I used the one word I never, ever, ever use, the "N-word,"
but I think at this point it was justified)
Me - Sure thing newb.
But on a positive note, it's good to be back and almost all of the people
I've been playing with are A-OK. This guy was just too funny, I had to
share it with someone =)
Joe
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Just recently started playing again after some time off, and yesterday I was
working on getting a Sorc through nightmare. So I make a game titled
"HlpKill Diablo." After a minute or so a Paladin who was only a couple
levels higher than me came in, so i figured he just needed the quest done,
too.
So we set out, and by the time we reached Chaos he had already died once or
twice, and then I had to clear his body a few more times. Diablo wasn't
much of a problem; he kind of just stood there while I threw out static and
then Meteor.
The comedy show started in full effect after that, though when this dialog
took place:
(Diablo dies)
Him - I get items
Him - I get items
Him - I get items
Me - Um...ok, all junk. The ones I got are on ground by stash.
Him - I get items
Me - ...OK
(I go on to Act 5 and restock on pots and scrolls.)
Him - Hey
Me - ?
Him - Have you done your forge yet?
Me - No I'm going to come back and do it later
Him - Wait
Me - What?
Him - I should get it
Me - What?!
Him - I should get your forge
Me - Haha, right
Him - I should get your forge
Me - For what? "Helping" me kill one boss?
Him - I DID THIS FOR NOTHING?
Him - I DID THIS FOR NOTHING?
Him - I DID THIS FOR NOTHING?
Him - I should get your forge.
(at this point I used the one word I never, ever, ever use, the "N-word,"
but I think at this point it was justified)
Me - Sure thing newb.
But on a positive note, it's good to be back and almost all of the people
I've been playing with are A-OK. This guy was just too funny, I had to
share it with someone =)
Joe
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