OMG! Intel to buy AMD!

[JonathanDeane]

Dont listen to the haters Action Man I thought it was funny as hell the only reason they got upset is they beleived it for a second hehehehe

Although one good thing would come of it if it was true IF and thats a big if. AMD and Intel's engineers could work together on an awesome CPU I think they could come up with something fantastic. But odds are that they would just "synergy" the life out of any competitive spirit they had 🙁 Anyway I liked this thread

 

[Action_Man]

Thanks. You rock, same with all the other people who laughed.

 

[joefriday]

Seriously!

Link.

AMD has filed for bankruptcy and has sought Chapter 11 protection after it had revealed that it was sustained mostly by institutionalised, systematic, and well-planned accounting fraud.

After learning about this Intel bought AMD for an undisclosed amount of money, rumoured to be 10 billion dollars.

Intel said they would retain all of AMDs 18,000 employees.

The war is over! Rejoice!
Does anybody have the corporate headquarters address of TheEnquirer? I'm going to go in with an AR10 and mow down every last editor...

Sure, you could use an AR10, but it would be far more l337 if you used an AK47.

 

[Atolsammeek]

Say the word INTEL before each word.

1 - Intel
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now say the word INTEL After each word

1 - Intel
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
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Now say the word INTEL before AND after each word.

1 - Intel
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.

1 - Intel
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
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10 - Look

 

[Guest]

Meh. Who reads the inquirer anyway.

 

[strangestranger]

hey newbie, WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU LOOK AT WHEN ACTION MAN JOINED FFS.

 

[oaksmokedbacon]

i've said it before you need to go see Barbie and get some R&R release that inner tension you posess

 

[chuckshissle]

:lol: :lol: :lol: You got me there!

Although Im not in favor of etheir side, still if this is true then that would be really sucks. Because now then, pretty much Intel is the only one selling cpu and then they raise the price and we will be all f*cked.

It's funny though.....

 

[CallumN]

still if this is true then that would be really sucks. Because now then, pretty much Intel is the only one selling cpu and then they raise the price and we will be all f*cked.

Shut up.

Made me giggle, the funny part is though that actually do it. Theyy put money into AMD's stocks before they release something big, and then sell when they have skyrocketed. IIRC then Intel do it with a few companies.

 

[jap0nes]

Although one good thing would come of it if it was true Smile IF and thats a big if. AMD and Intel's engineers could work together on an awesome CPU I think they could come up with something fantastic. But odds are that they would just "synergy" the life out of any competitive spirit they had Sad Anyway I liked this thread

Google is planning on lauching a cpu to work together with their GoogleOS. Then Intel and AMD will join to fight google's domination

 

[Multiplectic]

Say the word INTEL before each word.

1 - Intel
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now say the word INTEL After each word

1 - Intel
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now say the word INTEL before AND after each word.

1 - Intel
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.

1 - Intel
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've had enough "Intel" for the rest of my life! 😛

 

[Rabidpeanut]

You evil bastard action figurine! I nearly crapped myself, and i say nearly 'cause if it was a tom's headline i would have.

 

[MrsD]

How will they ever get the kiddies off this forum? Neverending useless posts using precious bandwidth by supergeeks who have no life.
There should be rules that require you to be at least 12 to enter this forum, dont ya think? :lol:

 

[halcyon]

I think it's actually rather entertaining that this forum ISN'T just dry technology buffs going back and forth. There's plenty of that elsewhere. The fact that you can come to these forums and LEARN and be ENTERTAINED simultaneously makes it more unique.

Having been a tech for 12 years I've had enough dry boring-ness to last me ...the rest of my life. I'm glad I can stop by these forums and LEARN AND BE ENTERTAINED

...P.S. Since I'm a noob I can get away with caps for this one and only post.

 

[Whizzard9992]

When I saw the title, I thought someone got some accounting docs and showed a # of Opterons to be put in a new Intel Datacenter 😉

Now that's believable

After all, hotmail ran on Unix for god knows how long...

It's a good rumor starter though. Soon you'll see articles like, "Rumors of Intel to buy AMD abound." on Hexus and Anandtech.

 

[Ycon]

AMD isnt even nearly worth as much as 10 billion

 

[MU_Engineer]

Can you link to the actual article on the Inquirer? I didn't see it anywhere on the Inq's home page that you linked to.

 

[shabodah]

Exactly, I'm about to disappear myself, you?

 

[mjp1618]

Can you link to the actual article on the Inquirer? I didn't see it anywhere on the Inq's home page that you linked to.

Now, I vote for this as the funniest post in this thread. 😀

 

[mjp1618]

Can you link to the actual article on the Inquirer? I didn't see it anywhere on the Inq's home page that you linked to.

Now, I vote for this as the funniest post in this thread. 😀

 

[mjp1618]

Seriously!

Link.

AMD has filed for bankruptcy and has sought Chapter 11 protection after it had revealed that it was sustained mostly by institutionalised, systematic, and well-planned accounting fraud.

After learning about this Intel bought AMD for an undisclosed amount of money, rumoured to be 10 billion dollars.

Intel said they would retain all of AMDs 18,000 employees.

The war is over! Rejoice!

You know what? This is very believable. More believable than Reverse Hyperthreading anyway. I bet this is how those rumors spread too...

 

[shabodah]

Wow, you really think THIS is more believable? Wait a second, George W got re-elected. I concede the point.

 

[MrsD]

They took away his sock puppet, slinky, and keyboard. (what? I had nothing to do with that!!)
Now he's resorting to this out of shear boredom.
Get a life kiddo.
The mods wont be happy.

 

[clue69less]

Loved the article number you used. :lol:

I thought it was a total copycat.

 

[MU_Engineer]

I thought that he had seen this as a joke story on the Inquirer. I wanted to read it and laugh my ass off.