Shit would be so funny when you pull this monster out in a library...everyone is looking at you thinking 'what the hell is that monstrosity?'
You plug it in, the library goes from dead silent in one second, to sounding like a full fledged server room with everyone thinking, 'you gotta be kidding me'.
Shortly after booting up, the room suddenly loses power and everything goes pitch black, and the entire room of people lets out a collective sigh.
Then that disappointment turns into anger and everyone starts chucking hardback books to your face as you try to leave the room.
After finally managing to get out the library, as you start to walk home, you are granted by the campus thugs. After they re-iterate how much you look like crap already, they promptly decide to kick your teeth in.
You wake up 30 minutes cold and bloody, and your $3000 laptop is gone.
Haha I don't think I'd want one of these if I was still in college.