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Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am available to assist people with difficulties with Microsoft products. I can be contacted on this email address:

Dlipman@Verizon.Net

If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then contact me direct. There is no need to post your queries on this newsgroup.

I hope I can be of help to you all.

David H Lipman
 
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I know you like to be on top, but set your clock David.
--
Bruce Hagen
~IB-CA~


"David H. Lipman" <DLipman@Verizon.Net> wrote in message
news:7417DF57.A57F6700@Verizon.Net...
>
> Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am available to
> assist people with difficulties with Microsoft products. I can be
> contacted on this email address:
>
> Dlipman@Verizon.Net
>
> If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then contact me
> direct. There is no need to post your queries on this newsgroup.
>
> I hope I can be of help to you all.
>
> David H Lipman
>
>
>
>
>
 
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This is an inappropriate use of the newsgroup. Do tell users that they do
not need to post here. Do not use this means of running a for-profit
service.

"David H. Lipman" <DLipman@Verizon.Net> wrote in message
news:7417DF57.A57F6700@Verizon.Net...
>
> Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am available to assist
> people with difficulties with Microsoft products. I can be contacted on
> this email address:
>
> Dlipman@Verizon.Net
>
> If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then contact me direct.
> There is no need to post your queries on this newsgroup.
>
> I hope I can be of help to you all.
>
> David H Lipman
>
>
>
>
>
 
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"David H. Lipman" <DLipman@Verizon.Net>
wrote in news:7417DF57.A57F6700@Verizon.Net:
> Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am available to
> assist people with difficulties with Microsoft products. I can be
> contacted on this email address:
>
> Dlipman@Verizon.Net
>
> If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then contact me
> direct. There is no need to post your queries on this newsgroup.
>
> I hope I can be of help to you all.
>
> David H Lipman

David is the the great and powerful Oz!
David says, "Ignore that man behind the curtain."
David has neglected to take his medication and is again hearing those
voices in his head.
David suffers multiple personalities, one of which has him chanting,
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
David is a spammer who wants your e-mail address.
David Lipman is aptly named because he is a little "man" and provides
lip service.
David's expertise is exhibited by his lack of knowledge regarding the
headers in his own post, like NNTP-Posting-Host.
David doesn't have a job and instead wants to spend all his time reading
e-mails.
David is very, very lonely and desparate for any contact.
David is still at that age where girls are yucky.
David's mother wishes he would turn off the computer and go outside to
play with the other kids.
 
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Miss Perspicacia Tick wrote:
> Vanguardx wrote:
>> "David H. Lipman" <DLipman@Verizon.Net>
>> wrote in news:7417DF57.A57F6700@Verizon.Net:
>>> Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am available to
>>> assist people with difficulties with Microsoft products. I can be
>>> contacted on this email address:
>>>
>>> Dlipman@Verizon.Net
>>>
>>> If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then contact me
>>> direct. There is no need to post your queries on this newsgroup.
>>>
>>> I hope I can be of help to you all.
>>>
>>> David H Lipman
>>
>> David is the the great and powerful Oz!
>> David says, "Ignore that man behind the curtain."
>> David has neglected to take his medication and is again hearing those
>> voices in his head.
>> David suffers multiple personalities, one of which has him chanting,
>> "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
>> David is a spammer who wants your e-mail address.
>> David Lipman is aptly named because he is a little "man" and provides
>> lip service.
>> David's expertise is exhibited by his lack of knowledge regarding the
>> headers in his own post, like NNTP-Posting-Host.
>> David doesn't have a job and instead wants to spend all his time
>> reading e-mails.
>> David is very, very lonely and desparate for any contact.
>> David is still at that age where girls are yucky.
>> David's mother wishes he would turn off the computer and go outside
>> to play with the other kids.
>
>
> IT ISN'T DAVID!! I know exactly who it is (well I don't, but I know
> his ISP and they're doing ah heck all about anything). I have
> contacted the MD, and forwarded all posts to him, but he's not doing
> anything.
> David Lipman isn't Australian - he's American. You're thinking of
> David Candy, who does have some mental disorder which means he goes
> off on one when he forgets his medication.
>
> Will Denny (MVP) is collecting these posts and he (and one or two
> other MVPs) are preparing a dossier to send to Hotchilli (the moron's
> ISP) and, hopefully, this time, they'll listen!


I should add that David does *NOT* post date! This moron does, and does it
deliberately.
--
My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually
lose his marbles?
 
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Vanguardx wrote:
> "David H. Lipman" <DLipman@Verizon.Net>
> wrote in news:7417DF57.A57F6700@Verizon.Net:
>> Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am available to
>> assist people with difficulties with Microsoft products. I can be
>> contacted on this email address:
>>
>> Dlipman@Verizon.Net
>>
>> If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then contact me
>> direct. There is no need to post your queries on this newsgroup.
>>
>> I hope I can be of help to you all.
>>
>> David H Lipman
>
> David is the the great and powerful Oz!
> David says, "Ignore that man behind the curtain."
> David has neglected to take his medication and is again hearing those
> voices in his head.
> David suffers multiple personalities, one of which has him chanting,
> "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
> David is a spammer who wants your e-mail address.
> David Lipman is aptly named because he is a little "man" and provides
> lip service.
> David's expertise is exhibited by his lack of knowledge regarding the
> headers in his own post, like NNTP-Posting-Host.
> David doesn't have a job and instead wants to spend all his time
> reading e-mails.
> David is very, very lonely and desparate for any contact.
> David is still at that age where girls are yucky.
> David's mother wishes he would turn off the computer and go outside to
> play with the other kids.


IT ISN'T DAVID!! I know exactly who it is (well I don't, but I know his ISP
and they're doing ah heck all about anything). I have contacted the MD, and
forwarded all posts to him, but he's not doing anything.

David Lipman isn't Australian - he's American. You're thinking of David
Candy, who does have some mental disorder which means he goes off on one
when he forgets his medication.

Will Denny (MVP) is collecting these posts and he (and one or two other
MVPs) are preparing a dossier to send to Hotchilli (the moron's ISP) and,
hopefully, this time, they'll listen!

--
My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually
lose his marbles?
 
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It's not from David, he's being spoofed by someone.

--
Michael Solomon MS-MVP
Windows Shell/User
Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/

"Colin Barnhorst" <colinbarharst@msn.com> wrote in message
news:ebCgjm4nEHA.556@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> This is an inappropriate use of the newsgroup. Do tell users that they do
> not need to post here. Do not use this means of running a for-profit
> service.
>
> "David H. Lipman" <DLipman@Verizon.Net> wrote in message
> news:7417DF57.A57F6700@Verizon.Net...
>>
>> Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am available to assist
>> people with difficulties with Microsoft products. I can be contacted on
>> this email address:
>>
>> Dlipman@Verizon.Net
>>
>> If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then contact me direct.
>> There is no need to post your queries on this newsgroup.
>>
>> I hope I can be of help to you all.
>>
>> David H Lipman
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>
 
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David Candy doesn't have some mental disorder,
He just has a short fuse in regard to know-all bigmouths, (you've probably
caused him to snap often).

--

johnf

> Vanguardx wrote:
>> "David H. Lipman" <DLipman@Verizon.Net>
>> wrote in news:7417DF57.A57F6700@Verizon.Net:
>>> Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am available to
>>> assist people with difficulties with Microsoft products. I can be
>>> contacted on this email address:
>>>
>>> Dlipman@Verizon.Net
>>>
>>> If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then contact me
>>> direct. There is no need to post your queries on this newsgroup.
>>>
>>> I hope I can be of help to you all.
>>>
>>> David H Lipman
>>
>> David is the the great and powerful Oz!
>> David says, "Ignore that man behind the curtain."
>> David has neglected to take his medication and is again hearing those
>> voices in his head.
>> David suffers multiple personalities, one of which has him chanting,
>> "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
>> David is a spammer who wants your e-mail address.
>> David Lipman is aptly named because he is a little "man" and provides
>> lip service.
>> David's expertise is exhibited by his lack of knowledge regarding the
>> headers in his own post, like NNTP-Posting-Host.
>> David doesn't have a job and instead wants to spend all his time
>> reading e-mails.
>> David is very, very lonely and desparate for any contact.
>> David is still at that age where girls are yucky.
>> David's mother wishes he would turn off the computer and go outside to
>> play with the other kids.
>
>
> IT ISN'T DAVID!! I know exactly who it is (well I don't, but I know his
> ISP and they're doing ah heck all about anything). I have contacted the
> MD, and forwarded all posts to him, but he's not doing anything.
>
> David Lipman isn't Australian - he's American. You're thinking of David
> Candy, who does have some mental disorder which means he goes off on one
> when he forgets his medication.
>
> Will Denny (MVP) is collecting these posts and he (and one or two other
> MVPs) are preparing a dossier to send to Hotchilli (the moron's ISP)
> and, hopefully, this time, they'll listen!
>
> --
> My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually
> lose his marbles?