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David Candy doesn't have some mental disorder,
He just has a short fuse in regard to know-all bigmouths, (you've probably
caused him to snap often).
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johnf
> Vanguardx wrote:
>> "David H. Lipman" <DLipman@Verizon.Net>
>> wrote in news:7417DF57.A57F6700@Verizon.Net:
>>> Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am available to
>>> assist people with difficulties with Microsoft products. I can be
>>> contacted on this email address:
>>>
>>> Dlipman@Verizon.Net
>>>
>>> If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then contact me
>>> direct. There is no need to post your queries on this newsgroup.
>>>
>>> I hope I can be of help to you all.
>>>
>>> David H Lipman
>>
>> David is the the great and powerful Oz!
>> David says, "Ignore that man behind the curtain."
>> David has neglected to take his medication and is again hearing those
>> voices in his head.
>> David suffers multiple personalities, one of which has him chanting,
>> "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
>> David is a spammer who wants your e-mail address.
>> David Lipman is aptly named because he is a little "man" and provides
>> lip service.
>> David's expertise is exhibited by his lack of knowledge regarding the
>> headers in his own post, like NNTP-Posting-Host.
>> David doesn't have a job and instead wants to spend all his time
>> reading e-mails.
>> David is very, very lonely and desparate for any contact.
>> David is still at that age where girls are yucky.
>> David's mother wishes he would turn off the computer and go outside to
>> play with the other kids.
>
>
> IT ISN'T DAVID!! I know exactly who it is (well I don't, but I know his
> ISP and they're doing ah heck all about anything). I have contacted the
> MD, and forwarded all posts to him, but he's not doing anything.
>
> David Lipman isn't Australian - he's American. You're thinking of David
> Candy, who does have some mental disorder which means he goes off on one
> when he forgets his medication.
>
> Will Denny (MVP) is collecting these posts and he (and one or two other
> MVPs) are preparing a dossier to send to Hotchilli (the moron's ISP)
> and, hopefully, this time, they'll listen!
>
> --
> My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually
> lose his marbles?