If you give me this computer, I promise to stop using the kitten orphanage as a server farm. (Do you realize how much spare CPU kittens have?!)
Heck, if you let me win, I can finally stop using my unused brainpower to run Folding@Home! (Do you realize how dumb I look with a waterblock attached to my face?)
I kid, I kid. Seriously though, if I win, I'll give you guys the cure for cancer. Seems like a fair trade to me. Cure for cancer for a computer. I know you'll make the right choice.