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You know youre in love with your PC when you dont want to fall asleep because its finally better than the one in your dreams. 😛
 
I'll be honest, it's a nice rig but I already have one that will eat it alive with "some fava beans and a nice chianti". I would proceed to part this out to the highest bidder, use the funds to go all Reparations Day on Newegg and post the build right here on Tom's.
 
Odd how contests like this generate so many posts from the users yet the last one as they said couldn't get a winner, and general news posts only gain 5 responses on average it seems. I'm guessing that sitting on my ass and posting something funny here will win me a pc when I can go walk the corner and get one by being funnier over there. Just a thought Toms, these contests always disapoint me. =(
 
[citation][nom]joytech22[/nom]Oh man it's never outside America.. i mean can't toms just "Pay" for the shipping? it's meant to be a competition after all..[/citation]
i did some pricing on shipping outside of the usa. for me to send one of my old rigs to a friend in macedonia it was well over $1100. at that point i stopped and asked him how much it was for parts in his country as it would probably be cheaper the the shipping that was 3 times over the value of the rig!
 
What are you going to do with our witty comments? Do you have some kind of creature that feeds on our intellectual banter? Do you have hipsters stored in a closet that want to find new trendy phrases? Do you have a secret linguistics study that is in desperate need of the wit of computer savvy individuals? Or is this some elaborate means to find new writing talent for your website disguised in the form of a contest. No matter the case, I hope your needs be served; Toms hardware must live on!
 
"Normally Tom's hardware gamer staff don't do this
But we gonna hit ya'll off with a little taste of the remix
We been messing around with contests and
Ya'll ready, here we go

[SONG START]
I say, gamin' around,
eating like a chubs,
my cat gordo's eye, was high on shrubs,
Parts coolin' in my Lanboy case,
Man I'm paid, I got it made,
I see a newbies gnome face,
Take me to your grinding place,

I'm digitally gonna piss on it.

(Chorus)
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.
I said yo gnome body, yo gnome body
Is a portapotty,
And I pee out kit(?),
And I pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you,
Piss on you, piss on you,

You won't feel quite the same,
Once you get a whiff of my Tauren stains,
I wanna piss on your guild, too,
I want to pee in yo food,
Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn your fragged face into a toilet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, pee on you,
I'll piss on you

(Chorus)

Druid won't you enchant my gear,
Before you start, I’m gonna fart,
I wanna fart on you too!

Pee and fart on you,
I’m peeing in your potion too!
 
So I guess trying to read in the secret instructions of...

"Comment Well."

didn't work after all, since in the first contest I posted "Well" and got nothing.

Oh well, so much for being literal.
 
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