Steve Jobs Not Dying; Has Hormone Imbalance

[JMcEntegart]

Ever since Steve Jobs stepped on stage last year, rumors have been flying furiously about his health. Many websites and analysts talked about Jobs' appearance looking ill and even went as far as claiming that Jobs was dying.

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[Pei-chen]

Jobs is turning into a real Metrosexual like every Apple user; with real breasts and all.

 

[tipmen]

To the guy above me... wow, i couldn't help laughing that's great but yea its good to know hes alright he did a lot for apple i'm no fan but i do respect the man's work.

 

[Tekkamanraiden]

He pretty much gave up a good portion of his privacy when he decided to make himself a cultural icon. Still hope he recovers, it would be considerably less fun to make fun of apple if he wasn't around.

 

[falchard]

Maybe this explains the hormone imbalance in macintosh machsines. I bet this doctoral treatment is equivalent to giving 3 people a well paying job this year.

 

[Guest]

Treatment = Eat more BigMacs

 

[skittle]

diagnosis: vaginitis.
treatment: eat more meat.

 

[Pei-chen]

[citation][nom]Tipmen[/nom]To the guy above me... wow, i couldn't help laughing that's great but yea its good to know hes alright he did a lot for apple i'm no fan but i do respect the man's work.[/citation]
Got to love South Park.

 

[Guest]

I knew it Macs are gay =P

 

[squatchman]

Cmon guys... so what if Jobs is going through manopause? Give him a midol and get him back to designing shiney expensive crap for the rest of the guys with boobies.

 

[warezme]

cancel the party, he's not dying

 

[Tindytim]

[citation][nom]skittle[/nom]diagnosis: vaginitis.treatment: eat more meat.[/citation]

Actually, it's the rarer vaginitis mammalis, but the treatment is still the same. Pretty soon he'll look like Bob from Fight Club, then he'll turn into a giant boob.

 

[vladtepes]

I think he has Paraneoplastic syndrome. due to cancer. He looks like a guy with cancer.Period