Steve Jobs Not Dying; Has Hormone Imbalance

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tipmen

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To the guy above me... wow, i couldn't help laughing that's great but yea its good to know hes alright he did a lot for apple i'm no fan but i do respect the man's work.
 

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He pretty much gave up a good portion of his privacy when he decided to make himself a cultural icon. Still hope he recovers, it would be considerably less fun to make fun of apple if he wasn't around.
 

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Maybe this explains the hormone imbalance in macintosh machsines. I bet this doctoral treatment is equivalent to giving 3 people a well paying job this year.
 

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[citation][nom]Tipmen[/nom]To the guy above me... wow, i couldn't help laughing that's great but yea its good to know hes alright he did a lot for apple i'm no fan but i do respect the man's work.[/citation]
Got to love South Park.
 

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Cmon guys... so what if Jobs is going through manopause? Give him a midol and get him back to designing shiney expensive crap for the rest of the guys with boobies.
 

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[citation][nom]skittle[/nom]diagnosis: vaginitis.treatment: eat more meat.[/citation]

Actually, it's the rarer vaginitis mammalis, but the treatment is still the same. Pretty soon he'll look like Bob from Fight Club, then he'll turn into a giant boob.
 
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