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Will soon be driving me Mad. Working in supermarkets will do that to a poor
sod like me :-*(
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"Marsh Lion" <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote in message
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> Will soon be driving me Mad. Working in supermarkets will do that to a
> poor
> sod like me :-*(


Wow, you own Walmart?
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"Steven Ung" <steven@nodomainname.com> wrote in message
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> "Marsh Lion" <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote in message
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>> Will soon be driving me Mad. Working in supermarkets will do that to a
>> poor
>> sod like me :-*(
>
>
> Wow, you own Walmart?

Not likely - do you'd think I'd be there if I did.

I'm just a poor milkman in New Zealand.
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"Marsh Lion" <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote in message
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> "Steven Ung" <steven@nodomainname.com> wrote in message
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>> "Marsh Lion" <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote in message
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>>> Will soon be driving me Mad. Working in supermarkets will do that to a
>>> poor
>>> sod like me :-*(
>>
>>
>> Wow, you own Walmart?
>
> Not likely - do you'd think I'd be there if I did.

Is that a trick question? Of course you'd be here if you own Walmart as you
have nothing else better to do!

> I'm just a poor milkman in New Zealand.

Stop bluffing. Nowadays they don't use milkman to milk cows. You're a
wealthy cowboy cattle rancher from down under, aren't you?
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On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 14:41:08 +0800, "Steven Ung"
<steven@nodomainname.com> wrote:
>That's easy. Reprint the sticker "packed date" from "1st Jan 2005" to "7th
>Jan 2005". At least that is what I observed in some hypermarket in Malaysia.
>Take note I said hypermarkets.

Kinda hard to do when the date is printed onto the plastic jug. Well,
I mean you could do it, but it'd be very obvious.

>I sure hope it is the same for Malaysia

Wha? Why?

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On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 23:56:07 -0800, Zealot The Crazy Lui
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>>I sure hope it is the same for Malaysia
>
>Wha? Why?

Cause none of the scenarios where the milk were to come from somewhere
else sound very appealing...

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On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 07:38:31 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
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>> Do you have a funny uniform?
>A uniform? Yes, funny? I don't think it is.

You just lack self-irony...

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"Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwilson9999@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 09:39:07 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
> <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>>But I'd probably have money to do things I want to do (and wouldn't have
>>to
>>work much to get it).
>
> Or maybe you're investing all the money you earn into R&D for
> Starcraft 2....
>
If only...

>>Not a milker. I go round the Supermarkets here and make the milk look full
>>&
>>fresh (why would I work in supermarkets if I was a cowboy cattle
>>rancher?).
>
> Say what? Full and fresh? What the hell? How do you make something
> that comes in gallon bottles look full and fresh?
>
Full is easy, just make sure the fridge is full of the milk bottles. Fresh
is a little harder, but all you need to do is make sure that you have the
old milk at the front, and make sure that the order levels are such that you
don't have milk that is 5-6 days old in the fridge.

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On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 07:43:00 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
<bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>Full is easy, just make sure the fridge is full of the milk bottles. Fresh
>is a little harder, but all you need to do is make sure that you have the
>old milk at the front, and make sure that the order levels are such that you
>don't have milk that is 5-6 days old in the fridge.

Ah, so you're just a stock boy. Got it.

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"Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwilson9999@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 07:43:00 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
> <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>>Full is easy, just make sure the fridge is full of the milk bottles. Fresh
>>is a little harder, but all you need to do is make sure that you have the
>>old milk at the front, and make sure that the order levels are such that
>>you
>>don't have milk that is 5-6 days old in the fridge.
>
> Ah, so you're just a stock boy. Got it.

We OTOH, prefer to give our people a more glamourous feeling. We call them
the "Inventory Specialists"
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On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 08:07:20 +0800, "Steven Ung"
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>> Ah, so you're just a stock boy. Got it.
>
>We OTOH, prefer to give our people a more glamourous feeling. We call them
>the "Inventory Specialists"

Well, that sounds flashier...

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"Steven Ung" <steven@nodomainname.com> wrote in message
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> "Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwilson9999@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message
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>> On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 07:43:00 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
>> <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>>>Full is easy, just make sure the fridge is full of the milk bottles.
>>>Fresh
>>>is a little harder, but all you need to do is make sure that you have the
>>>old milk at the front, and make sure that the order levels are such that
>>>you
>>>don't have milk that is 5-6 days old in the fridge.
>>
>> Ah, so you're just a stock boy. Got it.
>
> We OTOH, prefer to give our people a more glamourous feeling. We call them
> the "Inventory Specialists"

My official title is a merchandiser. I feel special as we need to optain a
Passport to actually full the shelves in a supermarket. I just wont tell you
that you only need common sense to pass the test to get it.
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On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 17:30:30 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
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>My official title is a merchandiser. I feel special as we need to optain a
>Passport to actually full the shelves in a supermarket. I just wont tell you
>that you only need common sense to pass the test to get it.

Passport? Like a badge thing?
"Milkman, coming though. Nothing to see here, move along, official
dairy business!"...

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"Byers ex machina" <don't@think.so> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 17:30:30 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
> <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>
> >My official title is a merchandiser. I feel special as we need to optain
a
> >Passport to actually full the shelves in a supermarket. I just wont tell
you
> >that you only need common sense to pass the test to get it.
>
> Passport? Like a badge thing?
> "Milkman, coming though. Nothing to see here, move along, official
> dairy business!"...

Sounds like the American version of a food handler's permit. And the people
at McDonalds have them, so I don't imagine it is too hard to get one

-LTP

 

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> On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 17:30:30 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
> <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>
>>My official title is a merchandiser. I feel special as we need to optain a
>>Passport to actually full the shelves in a supermarket. I just wont tell
>>you
>>that you only need common sense to pass the test to get it.
>
> Passport? Like a badge thing?
> "Milkman, coming though. Nothing to see here, move along, official
> dairy business!"...

Pretty much. I'm ment to wear it all the time (not that I ever do)
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"Marsh Lion" <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote in message
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> "Byers ex machina" <don't@think.so> wrote in message
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>> On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 17:30:30 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
>> <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>>
>>>My official title is a merchandiser. I feel special as we need to optain
>>>a
>>>Passport to actually full the shelves in a supermarket. I just wont tell
>>>you
>>>that you only need common sense to pass the test to get it.
>>
>> Passport? Like a badge thing?
>> "Milkman, coming though. Nothing to see here, move along, official
>> dairy business!"...
>
> Pretty much. I'm ment to wear it all the time (not that I ever do)

*sob*

I miss the days when we wore uniform. At least we don't have to crack our
heads on what to wear today and best of all, you can wear the same shirt for
the entire week without washing. They won't know the difference
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On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 16:17:57 +0800, "Steven Ung"
<steven@nodomainname.com> wrote:

>*sob*
>
>I miss the days when we wore uniform. At least we don't have to crack our
>heads on what to wear today and best of all, you can wear the same shirt for
>the entire week without washing. They won't know the difference

You can do that anyway, just tell them you like consistency and that
you've bought ten identical outfits...

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On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 12:11:17 -0700, "Luc The Perverse"
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>Sounds like the American version of a food handler's permit. And the people
>at McDonalds have them, so I don't imagine it is too hard to get one

Ah, the burger-flipping permit...

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> I miss the days when we wore uniform. At least we don't have to crack our
> heads on what to wear today and best of all, you can wear the same shirt
> for the entire week without washing. They won't know the difference

This shirt currently smells (and I've only worn it for 2 x 5 hour stints). I
think they'll catch a wif at some stage.
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On Thu, 9 Dec 2004 09:29:20 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
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>This shirt currently smells (and I've only worn it for 2 x 5 hour stints). I
>think they'll catch a wif at some stage.

Maybe it's not the shirt - maybe you're just stinky...

Another problem solved by Dr Byers, your friendly neighborhood quack.

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>> On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 17:30:30 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
>> <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>>
>> >My official title is a merchandiser. I feel special as we need to optain
> a
>> >Passport to actually full the shelves in a supermarket. I just wont tell
> you
>> >that you only need common sense to pass the test to get it.
>>
>> Passport? Like a badge thing?
>> "Milkman, coming though. Nothing to see here, move along, official
>> dairy business!"...
>
> Sounds like the American version of a food handler's permit. And the
> people
> at McDonalds have them, so I don't imagine it is too hard to get one

Probably. Although the people who work for the supermarket don't need one
(only those that go to many different stores).
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"Byers ex machina" <don't@think.so> wrote in message
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> >Sounds like the American version of a food handler's permit. And the
people
> >at McDonalds have them, so I don't imagine it is too hard to get one
>
> Ah, the burger-flipping permit...

Kinda like the entrance to medical school exam, except slightly more
challenging, and more burger related.

-LTP

 

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On Thu, 9 Dec 2004 13:03:39 -0700, "Luc The Perverse"
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>> Ah, the burger-flipping permit...
>
>Kinda like the entrance to medical school exam, except slightly more
>challenging, and more burger related.

Burgers, patients...Push comes to shove, it's all meat.

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"Byers ex machina" <don't@think.so> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 9 Dec 2004 09:29:20 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
> <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>
>>This shirt currently smells (and I've only worn it for 2 x 5 hour stints).
>>I
>>think they'll catch a wif at some stage.
>
> Maybe it's not the shirt - maybe you're just stinky...
Shouldn't be. Had a shower that morning, and put deoderant on as well
(unless I get too hot working in chillers so that I overpower both those..)
>
> Another problem solved by Dr Byers, your friendly neighborhood quack.
Eh, go swim in a lake
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On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 09:01:44 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
<bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:

>Shouldn't be. Had a shower that morning, and put deoderant on as well
>(unless I get too hot working in chillers so that I overpower both those..)

Maybe your natural aroma pulverizes the effect of said cleanliness...

>Eh, go swim in a lake

That's not likely to kill me, if that was the desired effect...

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