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"Byers ex machina" <don't@think.so> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 09:01:44 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
> <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>
>>Shouldn't be. Had a shower that morning, and put deoderant on as well
>>(unless I get too hot working in chillers so that I overpower both
>>those..)
>
> Maybe your natural aroma pulverizes the effect of said cleanliness...

Now that's a sad thought
>
>>Eh, go swim in a lake :p
>
> That's not likely to kill me, if that was the desired effect...

It will if I get someone to stand on you (although that was not the plan)
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On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 10:25:56 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
<bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:

>> Maybe your natural aroma pulverizes the effect of said cleanliness...
>
>Now that's a sad thought

The truth can hurt.

>> That's not likely to kill me, if that was the desired effect...
>
>It will if I get someone to stand on you (although that was not the plan)

Standing on water? You're getting Jesus to beat me up? I dunno, I
think I can take him...

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"Byers ex machina" <don't@think.so> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 9 Dec 2004 13:03:39 -0700, "Luc The Perverse"
> <sll_NOSPAM_zm@remove.cc.usu.edu> wrote:
>
>>> Ah, the burger-flipping permit...
>>
>>Kinda like the entrance to medical school exam, except slightly more
>>challenging, and more burger related.
>
> Burgers, patients...Push comes to shove, it's all meat.

I believe that patients taste better than McD's burgers (although I'm yet to
taste a patient)
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On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 10:27:20 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
<bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:

>> Burgers, patients...Push comes to shove, it's all meat.
>
>I believe that patients taste better than McD's burgers (although I'm yet to
>taste a patient)

You're a milkman, so frankly, your patients would be the cows, and in
that respect I think you have tasted your patients...You should be
ashamed of yourself. I'm reporting you to the board of ethics or what
have you.

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"Byers ex machina" <don't@think.so> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 10:25:56 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
> <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>
>>> Maybe your natural aroma pulverizes the effect of said cleanliness...
>>
>>Now that's a sad thought
>
> The truth can hurt.
*starts crying like a little baby*
>
>>> That's not likely to kill me, if that was the desired effect...
>>
>>It will if I get someone to stand on you (although that was not the plan)
>
> Standing on water? You're getting Jesus to beat me up? I dunno, I
> think I can take him...
On you, not the water. Anyways, although I doubt Jesus would actually fight
you, I very much doubt you could win against Jesus (especially if he wanted
to win) as anyone who can do the miracles that he could, could certainly
call on some divine favors.

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On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 09:35:18 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
<bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:

>> Standing on water? You're getting Jesus to beat me up? I dunno, I
>> think I can take him...
>On you, not the water. Anyways, although I doubt Jesus would actually fight
>you, I very much doubt you could win against Jesus (especially if he wanted
>to win) as anyone who can do the miracles that he could, could certainly
>call on some divine favors.

You mean run off to daddy? Not very inspiring...

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"Marsh Lion" <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote in message
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> > The truth can hurt.
> *starts crying like a little baby*
> >
> >>> That's not likely to kill me, if that was the desired effect...
> >>
> >>It will if I get someone to stand on you (although that was not the
plan)
> >
> > Standing on water? You're getting Jesus to beat me up? I dunno, I
> > think I can take him...
> On you, not the water. Anyways, although I doubt Jesus would actually
fight
> you, I very much doubt you could win against Jesus (especially if he
wanted
> to win) as anyone who can do the miracles that he could, could certainly
> call on some divine favors.

Let's see if Byer's can take on three legions of seriously pissed off
Angels.

However, Jesus is a peace loving person - I don't it would come to that.

-LTP

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"Byers ex machina" <don't@think.so> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 10:27:20 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
> <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>
>>> Burgers, patients...Push comes to shove, it's all meat.
>>
>>I believe that patients taste better than McD's burgers (although I'm yet
>>to
>>taste a patient)
>
> You're a milkman, so frankly, your patients would be the cows, and in
> that respect I think you have tasted your patients...You should be
> ashamed of yourself. I'm reporting you to the board of ethics or what
> have you.

mmmMMMmmm... Steak :-D. Pity cream doesn't go with it too well :-(.
However when I generally think of patients, I think of those that are
injured. We only get our milk from healthy cows.
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"Byers ex machina" <don't@think.so> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 09:35:18 +1300, "Marsh Lion"
> <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote:
>
>>> Standing on water? You're getting Jesus to beat me up? I dunno, I
>>> think I can take him...
>>On you, not the water. Anyways, although I doubt Jesus would actually
>>fight
>>you, I very much doubt you could win against Jesus (especially if he
>>wanted
>>to win) as anyone who can do the miracles that he could, could certainly
>>call on some divine favors.
>
> You mean run off to daddy? Not very inspiring...

Not quite. Jesus was God in human form (the trinity thing that is not the
easiest to get your head around).
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"Marsh Lion" <bbarnes@SPAMParadise.net.nz> wrote in message
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> >>> Standing on water? You're getting Jesus to beat me up? I dunno, I
> >>> think I can take him...
> >>On you, not the water. Anyways, although I doubt Jesus would actually
> >>fight
> >>you, I very much doubt you could win against Jesus (especially if he
> >>wanted
> >>to win) as anyone who can do the miracles that he could, could certainly
> >>call on some divine favors.
> >
> > You mean run off to daddy? Not very inspiring...
>
> Not quite. Jesus was God in human form (the trinity thing that is not the
> easiest to get your head around).

That, of course, is a matter of opinion, and hence a matter of debate.
(Something, I have no desire of starting, BTW)

-LTP

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On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 20:13:39 -0700, "Luc The Perverse"
<sll_NOSPAM_zm@remove.cc.usu.edu> wrote:

>Let's see if Byer's can take on three legions of seriously pissed off
>Angels.
>
>However, Jesus is a peace loving person - I don't it would come to that.

I'd just tell him his sandals were untied, mule kick him in the
groinal area and then run really fast to avoid the holy smiting.

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"Byers ex machina" <don't@think.so> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 20:13:39 -0700, "Luc The Perverse"
> <sll_NOSPAM_zm@remove.cc.usu.edu> wrote:
>
>>Let's see if Byer's can take on three legions of seriously pissed off
>>Angels.
>>
>>However, Jesus is a peace loving person - I don't it would come to that.
>
> I'd just tell him his sandals were untied, mule kick him in the
> groinal area and then run really fast to avoid the holy smiting.

Good luck
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The show is heaven
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