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What god does one pray to in order to view life *outside* the
confines of a bathroom?!? Or to stop the faucet known as a "nose"?
It seems many, many prayers to the God of Aspirin (or acetaminophen-
I'm not entirely sure which drug gets the credit) causes the demon Fever
to subside, but has done nothing to stop the flow of
.............er,.........
..........ummmm............................................let's just say
"poopage".

OMB, we are so sick here. Now hubby's boss has it, and about
half the county. Bobdayum what a nasty bug!!!! I finally crawled out
of my easy chair awhile ago, and don't have the energy to walk back
to it. And it's only about a 10-foot walk from this chair.

If you have a Poopie Prayer, please post it here. I'm not sure when
I'll be back, tho....................

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>^,,^< wrote:
> What god does one pray to in order to view life *outside* the
> confines of a bathroom?!? Or to stop the faucet known as a "nose"?
> It seems many, many prayers to the God of Aspirin (or acetaminophen-
> I'm not entirely sure which drug gets the credit) causes the demon Fever
> to subside, but has done nothing to stop the flow of
> ............er,.........
> .........ummmm............................................let's just say
> "poopage".
>
> OMB, we are so sick here. Now hubby's boss has it, and about
> half the county. Bobdayum what a nasty bug!!!! I finally crawled out
> of my easy chair awhile ago, and don't have the energy to walk back
> to it. And it's only about a 10-foot walk from this chair.
>
> If you have a Poopie Prayer, please post it here. I'm not sure when
> I'll be back, tho....................
>


It's made it's evil way up north! [face_sick] Just in time for the end
of finals week. :|
 
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:05:50 -0700, >^,,^< wrote:

> What god does one pray to in order to view life *outside* the
> confines of a bathroom?!?

Dunno. I've been on the white phone to god several times, and I've never
managed to view life beyond the confines of that room.

Mind you, that magazine vanished some years ago, didn't it?

> Or to stop the faucet known as a "nose"?

Blobs. Yates "Aussie White", hot water, sugar and lemon. They might not
stop the 'faucet', but such drinks bring a little relief.

A long soak in a hot Radox bath. Dunno if you merrycans can get Radox
though.

> It seems many, many prayers to the God of Aspirin (or acetaminophen-
> I'm not entirely sure which drug gets the credit) causes the demon Fever
> to subside, but has done nothing to stop the flow of
> ............er,.........
> .........ummmm............................................let's just say
> "poopage".

Er... I thought you were just suffering with flu?

> OMB, we are so sick here. Now hubby's boss has it, and about
> half the county. Bobdayum what a nasty bug!!!! I finally crawled out
> of my easy chair awhile ago, and don't have the energy to walk back
> to it. And it's only about a 10-foot walk from this chair.
>
> If you have a Poopie Prayer, please post it here. I'm not sure when
> I'll be back, tho....................

I shall sacrifice a sacrifical sacrifice to the god of flames that resides
at cdnews@comcast.net.

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">^,,^<" <miracle@spamcop.net> wrote in news:39unu2F632nt3U1
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> OMB, we are so sick here. Now hubby's boss has it, and about
> half the county. Bobdayum what a nasty bug!!!!

I'm dreading this one hitting my area.

> If you have a Poopie Prayer, please post it here. I'm not sure when
> I'll be back, tho....................

These guys might have one:

http://www.poopreport.com/
 
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>^,,^<'s last words before the Sword of Azrial plunged through his body
>were:
> What god does one pray to in order to view life *outside* the
> confines of a bathroom?!? Or to stop the faucet known as a "nose"?
> It seems many, many prayers to the God of Aspirin (or acetaminophen-
> I'm not entirely sure which drug gets the credit) causes the demon Fever
> to subside, but has done nothing to stop the flow of
> ............er,.........
> .........ummmm............................................let's just say
> "poopage".
> OMB, we are so sick here. Now hubby's boss has it, and about
> half the county. Bobdayum what a nasty bug!!!! I finally crawled out
> of my easy chair awhile ago, and don't have the energy to walk back
> to it. And it's only about a 10-foot walk from this chair.
> If you have a Poopie Prayer, please post it here. I'm not sure when
> I'll be back, tho....................

Hehe, I'd like to say I'm sorry, but there is a little sadistic streak in
me. Nice to know others have it now (I had it last month)
 
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Mr K wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Mar 2005 00:02:51 -0700, >^,,^< wrote:
>
>> Now, just *how* wise is it to make an old lady with partial
>> incontinence laugh so damn hard? ;)
>
> Oops.


Good, a lesson learned.
;)

>> Swear to gawd I just a great laugh- never heard of a "white
>> phone to god"
>> before now. I like it, and have added it to my ever-expanding
>> Dictionary of Kewl Phrases to Spring On Yumans.
>
> ... so I'd best not call it "Shouting for Huey and Ralph" then.
>
>> Sounds nice, but no, I've never heard of it.
>
> http://www.britishdelights.com/radox.htm


<gasps> Oh WOW. They ship!! And look- there's links to all
sorts of delights!! I'll bet I can find some very good black tea here!
Oh and teapots! Indian curry- yum.
*This* link will be well-worn soon, thank you!


>> Who is this poor soul you wish me to email? Shall I simply singe
>> it,
>> or should I charge up the flamethrower?
>
> It's not obvious at first, but read the first two letters... C... D...
>
> ... yes, it's our long lost clown, Corky. :D
>
> The new Google groups does hide peoples email addresses well... but
> actual newsgroup readers don't. :)


You are a cruel, cruel man, but let's not go on about your endearing
qualities.................

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">^,,^<" <miracle@spamcop.net> wrote in
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> Ross says he's dragging my ass
> to the Urgent Care on Monday unless I'm back to my feisty self by
> then.
> And I think I may go willingly- I'm afraid I'm really dehydrated.
> I look
> like a f00king walking stick again- lost every pound I had so proudly
> gained!!

I got too dehydrated from flu a few years back, went into tremors, and had
an ambulence come get me. Spent the evening in the emergency ward soaking
up a few bags of saline before they were willing to send me home. Had to
get my heart checked first to make the doctor happy. The first hour was ok,
as I was out of it. After that it was Boring Central, as I couldn't get
comfortable to sleep and was too edgy to read.

The most cool part was that the ambulance attendant who started my IV was
named "Igor". ;)
 
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On Sun, 20 Mar 2005 16:20:50 -0700, >^,,^< wrote:

> Good, a lesson learned.
> ;)

I daren't ask if that's for both parties involved.

> <gasps> Oh WOW. They ship!! And look- there's links to all
> sorts of delights!! I'll bet I can find some very good black tea here!
> Oh and teapots! Indian curry- yum.

As much as I dislike Yorkshire, the brand "Yorkshire Tea" is very good.

.... I also dislike tea in general.

> *This* link will be well-worn soon, thank you!

[...]

> You are a cruel, cruel man, but let's not go on about your endearing
> qualities.................

Oh boy.

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>^,,^<'s last words before the Sword of Azrial plunged through his body
>were:
> So much for anger being a wasted emotion. That little rat
> bastard pissed me off royally, which held me in good stead
> last night.

Sorry, wasn't my intent to upset you. Just was a failed attempt at humor.
 
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Hellmark wrote:
> Sorry, wasn't my intent to upset you. Just was a failed attempt at
> humor.


I'm *still* not talking to you.

Yet.

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Hellmark wrote:

> I was meaning it only in jest, but with some of Miracle's posts including
> requests to poke me with a sharp stick, and calling me a ratbastard, I
> take it she didn't like it.

No, really? Far be it for me to chide, though.

> With being trapped here cause I can't drive ATM and the pain, my feeble
> attempts at humor one of the few things keeping me sane. Don't mean to
> hurt anyone though.

First mistake. Hurt people. Poke them with sharp sticks, and call them
ratbastards. I hear that helps.

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>^,,^<'s last words before the Sword of Azrial plunged through his body
>were:
> Hellmark wrote:
>> Sorry, wasn't my intent to upset you. Just was a failed attempt at
>> humor.
> I'm *still* not talking to you.
> Yet.

Anything I can do to make it up to you?
 
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Andy Smith wrote:
> I'm in the northern Atlanta suburb of Alpharetta, Georgia.
>
> Tried playing T2 with a raging fever. Don't recommend it.


Oh WOW, clear across the country, almost. We're in Yuma,
Arizona just in case you missed my feverish ramble the other night.
But my hometown is Athens, about 60 miles northeast of y'all.

And no, Tribes is still a few days off for me. Whoof.

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">^,,^<" <miracle@spamcop.net> wrote in news:3a6fghF67ul2qU1
@individual.net:

> Ah, another valuable life lesson. Gee, you're much younger than
> me, I *think*, so that's a bit scary.

Mid-40's, old enough, I guess.
 
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ScratchMonkey wrote:
> ">^,,^<" <miracle@spamcop.net> wrote in news:3a6fghF67ul2qU1
> @individual.net:
>
>> Ah, another valuable life lesson. Gee, you're much younger than
>> me, I *think*, so that's a bit scary.
>
> Mid-40's, old enough, I guess.


Ayep, that's "old enough". ;)

Damn, a month from now I'll have no clue what decade
of life you're in. Welcome to my fifties..................

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">^,,^<" <miracle@spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:3ae8ffF698qirU1@individual.net...
> Andy Smith wrote:
> > I'm in the northern Atlanta suburb of Alpharetta, Georgia.
> >
> > Tried playing T2 with a raging fever. Don't recommend it.
>
>
> Oh WOW, clear across the country, almost. We're in Yuma,
> Arizona just in case you missed my feverish ramble the other night.
> But my hometown is Athens, about 60 miles northeast of y'all.
>
> And no, Tribes is still a few days off for me. Whoof.
>
> --
> {{{{{HUGZ!}}}}}
> >^,,^< Miracle
>
>

I think that flu gets around via jet plane these days, and it can move a
long way in a short time.
Hunker down, it won't last forever, it just will feel like it.
 
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Andy Smith wrote:
> I think that flu gets around via jet plane these days, and it can
> move a long way in a short time.
> Hunker down, it won't last forever, it just will feel like it.


Thanks Andy. :)

"Better by degrees" seems to apply with this flu. Whoof.

But hey- the poopie prayers worked!! LMAO

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