I canceled my online CMOS order yesterday after I stopped by the grocery store for something else, and saw one there, and just bought it off the shelf. I came home, tried it, nothing different. So then I did the one thing I hadn't yet tried: switch out the monitor. And sure enough, that was the culprit. No, the monitor was not bad, it's just that the LG wouldn't pick up on the boot screen, or the BIOS screen, I suppose because "auto detect" was looking for something else? When I swapped it with the Dell U2412M that I use for my regular desktop, everything popped right up. When I swapped the LG back after installing Windows 10, the LG will show boot screen and BIOS screen (F2). What the LG won't do is connect using the DP to HDMI adapter. Since this Optiplex unit has no HDMI (which I find to be extraordinary as the 7010 is circa 2012 which, although Display Port existed, was before the time it was common to find, right?) I have to use the VGA port. I'm not sure it qualitatively makes a difference, the point of getting this second desktop unit was to set it up for my girlfriend, who now has to work from home because of the coronavirus restrictions, and someone lent her an Apple AIO, but she prefers Windows, and I thought the combination of this used unit I got from some local recyclers with my spare monitor and spare SSD would make this an inexpensive but speedy office PC for her.