Daddy needs a new pair of CPU's!
It all started 4 years ago. That was the day I decided to construct my Second Life. Little did I know at that time what I would be giving up in the real world. I have been forced to give up all my CPU power cycles to maintain my Second Life. I am constantly running out of CPU cycles, and just last week, I became trapped in Second Life by a CPU cycle bandit. His name was Alfonzo, he was a furry, and he told me if I didn't give him some of my CPU cycles, that I would be forced into a life of bondage in Second Life. As you can imagine, this is now life for me, so I need to win this CPU to get my real life back.
Thank You
Sincerely,
Little Lost Linden