Update: I got really bored so I went ahead with the plan. Here's what I had to work with:
Pentium 233 MMX
Mastronic MS-5025S Motherboard
Two sticks SDRAM, one 64mb PC-100, one unidentified thing.
Virge S3 2mb PCI video card
$7 ASound PCI sound card
Unidentified ISA NIC
36x CD-Rom
WD 4.2gb HD
Had to update the Bios (latest was from 1998!) to get the thing to work at all. It still says there is ~92mb RAM in there even though it's definately more. It said ~42mb until I switched DIMM slots. Stupid thing.
The Bios on this lame machine is nearly impossible to get into. It took me a while to realize that the video card takes so long to initialize that the "press delete to enter bios" message is long gone before the first image pops up on the monitor. Got the hard drive formatted NTFS, started install.
Everything went fine except that it took about a gazillion hours to finish. Once done, to my suprise, everything works perfectly! And it's as fast as the old Win98 install was! I couldn't get the NIC to work so I switched to an old ISA DLink card. The card says it's working but I still can't get online or networked. The latest is "Destination host not available". Hmph. So close!
-- Ah sh*t! sys64738 --