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[citation][nom]nigma_x[/nom]Uninstall Win 8Install Win 7Wait for release of Win 9 "Win 8 2.0" You know the version that they get right after the bad previous versionStart campaign to fire Balmer.Laugh at Tom's for thinking this was a good idea.[/citation]
Never uninstall, always allow the new OS to format/wipe the drive before it installs.
 
What exactly is a toms hardware hammer? Is it like one of those big foam minecraft pickaxes that you see ? or is it some really epic custom colored hammer that you want to shove into a glass box? Keychain dongle? Kinda wondering.
 
blazorthon, you seem to be beating a dead horse, Windows 8 went from 2.26 to 2.67%. market share in February, wow that snail just flew past Windows 8 Metro, Like Metro was standing still, Hell! that snail was going at warp speed in comparison to Windows 8 adoption! Better sell that horse to Ikea, and stop you windows 8 damage control, It's a dead horse, JIM!
 
Somehow I though I'd come here and be funny by saying to start by upgrading (yes UP) to windows 7. For the life of me I don't know why I thought that might be original, :). I guess I'll blame it on being too early in the morning.
 
if you want to try out a distro of Linux for free, go to www.linuxmint.com under downloads, pick one of the distro's download the iso, burn it, then go to your bios turn on boot from CD ROM, restart your computer. Linux will boot up from the CD you just burned and you can try out free Linux. If you like it you can even install the Linux on your computer for dual boot OS's. You'll find that Linux is way better than the Win 8, it's much more intuitive and I never used Linux before.
 
[citation][nom]jpishgar[/nom]Our job is to not only bring the tech news to you, but to foster an environment where users can help each other with hardware and software[/citation]
Good luck with that, partisan authors, days and sometimes weeks late with news or reviews and an existing forum user base of some of the most hateful trolls on the planet
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I understand the aspiration, but have you even read some of the posts? I am personally a Microsoft fan. Love 'em, always have. But even the low percentage of non-bias people here will still have hate poured over every letter of every word they write. You made this mess, just enjoy the ad-click revenue each Apple vs Samsung trollbait article generates
 
[citation][nom]olaf[/nom]Delete it and install Windows 7. End of tutorial.[/citation]

Bahaha, before I even clicked the link to this article I *knew* somebody would have posted this as a comment. Well done, sir.
 
[citation][nom]thecolorblue[/nom]gotta crush ignorance whenever i see it"Given the facility’s scale and the fact that a terabyte of data can now be stored on a flash drive the size of a man’s pinky, the potential amount of information that could be housed in Bluffdale is truly staggering. But so is the exponential growth in the amount of intelligence data being produced every day by the eavesdropping sensors of the NSA and other intelligence agencies. As a result of this “expanding array of theater airborne and other sensor networks,” as a 2007 Department of Defense report puts it, the Pentagon is attempting to expand its worldwide communications network, known as the Global Information Grid, to handle yottabytes (1024 bytes) of data. (A yottabyte is a septillion bytes—so large that no one has yet coined a term for the next higher magnitude.)"from article linked in my previous post... and if you bother to read the article you'll notice the other article about DHS involvement http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2 [...] ity-panel/please delete your account now.[/citation]

Watching what I do online doesn't bother me in the least, because I know that everything I do online lives forever, just ask Bill Gates. There is a huge difference between actual privacy, and online privacy. Saying I am ignorant, and telling me to delete my account is as immature as thinking this type of system is made to watch normal people.

Terrorists are real, there are evil people in the world and they are very good at pretending to be good until the most opportune moment arises. If you have a HUGE pool of data built up over a long period of time, changing someone's digital life would not be possible. That is what this type of system is for, not for watching you torrent dvd's and stream redtube.

Linking me an article from Wired stating that the government is making a data center (true) to spy on everyone (conjecture) doesn't mean anything. It sells clicks / magazines, that's why it was published, not because its True. AT&T/Sprint/Verizon are all in a much better position that the Government to setup the type of data center you describe. If all of the information in the world were to suddenly be rerouted to a data center in Utah, people would notice. If all the information in the world were to travel to any of the above providers networks, it would be business as usual, since all the information in the world already travels across their networks and stems from their users endpoints.

It sounds like tinfoil hat's aren't enough for you, maybe you need to walk away from the computer and go live in a bunker awaiting the apocalypse.
 
MOADK, the mother of all deal Killers, this thing called METRO, it is! It is a no sale for many an OEM, it will be a no sale to beat all no sales for OEMs if they can not get windows 7 on their new PCs! The customer has spoken and the wallet is closed and the black becomes red for the OEM!
 
format c:

put windows 7 disc in the drive

reboot, and install windows 7.
 
Is it like one of those big foam minecraft pickaxes that you see ?

A Tom's Hardware hammer is a small, actually functional hammer. It is gray in color, with a rubberized cushion handle. Upon first glance, it appears to be a simple hammer, but unscrew the bottom portion and it reveals a sequence of screwdrivers that get smaller and smaller, alternating between phillips head and flathead. Remarkably useful to keep around on the desk or in a cubicle.

Burn it with fire!

"Burning it with fire" is not an appropriate Windows 8 How-To, however appropriate that may be. Neither is "Format your hard drive", or "buy a Mac". Also not considered is "Step 1. Wait for Windows 8.5". How-To's with curse words targeting the Metro interface will not be considered. We appreciate your cooperation. 😉
 
That is the strangest offer I've heard, write a tutorial about Microsoft's biggest failure, to win a Goodie bag reward. Lets see you get a:

- Tom's Hardware Hammer (with hidden surprise uses!) - good for hitting yourself for buying Win 8
- Tom's Guide Flashlight - use it to see the light you should never bought Win 8
- Computing.net 8gb USB Flash Drive - not big enough to list all the stupid things with Win8
- Tom's Games Light-Up Yo-Yo - easier to use for multi tasking then Windows 8
- Bestofmedia Squishy Stress Ball - you definitely need this if you buy Windows 8

Okay lets give it a try:

1. Turn on Windows 8 system,
2. beat head on monitor until you accidentally get to where you want.
3. install shell program to make it look and feel like windows 7.
4. slap self in face and reformat and install windows 7
5. then burn windows 8 disk and windows 8 propaganda.
6. go to store and see salesman that sold you windows 8 system
7. kick the salesman in the nuts, and hand him a stress ball.
8. sell your Microsoft stock before you loose all your money. That company is going down hill faster
then you can say "where are my lucky charms".

Okay send me the goodie bag, and a new stress ball please.

 
Windows 8, a little bit faster boot for a lifetime of lost productivity! A nice Ivy-bridge laptop for sale, but it has a windows 8 infection, so that Kills the Deal!
 
Best and free solution.

Step 1: boot into your Windows 8 computer (Hopefully UEFI won't lock your PC)
Step 2: go to LinuxMint website, select Download. Select one of 3 flavors (or all) and 32bit or 64bit(4GB or more RAM) - 64bit version recommended.
2A = LinuxMint with MATE dekstop = Most Windows like UI
2B = LinuxMint with Cinnamon desktop = Windows like, darker interface.
2C = LinuxMint with Xfce desktop = MacOS like UI (dock on bottom).

Step 3: backup all your personal data (pics / music / videos / documents) to external drive.

Step 4: Run installer (even in Windows if you want). process takes about 15 minutes.

Step 5: enjoy
 
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