"If I ever find someone that will buy me a $500 graphics card for Valentine's Day I'll be proposing on the spot."
You've obviously never been married. There is no amount of money worth the hell through which a crazy woman will put you. The most important thing to remember is that virtually all of them are crazy (they all know it too -- they just don't like to admit it to men).
I suggest you ask your dad, your mom, your best friend and the wisest person you know for their approval on your mate choice and if they all don't agree, take a hike. "For better or worse" is
naturally in a man's heart but lies fly out of a woman's mouth like moist breath. Women love the romantic fantasy of marriage but most of them don't give five seconds thought to the importance of a vow.
Yeah, I know it's off-topic, but I just want to warn you single guys that the reticence you feel to avoid marriage has a multitude of good reasons and the best protection against being stupid is actually self-control. If you want a good marriage, keep your zipper zipped up until after the vows are made.