Hmmm... I agree, the whole "transform the Feces to electrical impulses which can be transmitted, then transform them back on the other end" part is kind of tough.
Hmmm...
Hey!! The "Mythbusters" crew are in California, yah?? Maybe we can tell them of a Myth where a flaming thousand pound bag of Feces fell out of the sky and hit Creative's headquarters... You know - get them to do ir *for* us!!