Basic Daily Rituals for the Typical Amd User:

[endyen]

No no no> A troll cxan never be that graphicly accurate. You just portayed a situation that happens every day. It's so sadly true, that it could never be funny. [tears well up as endyen starts to cry loudly]

 

[pat]

lol lets not step down to personal insults now? i mean this is after all a technical forum right? and this is a light hearted joke thread in such forum, so do us and your self a favour, stop so we can have more laughts

I did not insult you.. nor it was my intention.. But I is true that one time make fun of you..

You know, if we don't wort a laugh, we don't worth anything...

 

[pat]

No no no> A troll cxan never be that graphicly accurate. You just portayed a situation that happens every day. It's so sadly true, that it could never be funny. [tears well up as endyen starts to cry loudly]

So you meant that melties is a master at trolling and that I could never reach his level???
Let see..

Wake up in the morning..
start the computer.
go to internet, praise Intel
turn up heater in the house.. those prescott are so cool!!
praise intel over the phone
Put more cloths.. they are really cool processor.
Afetr hours of crunching and gaming.. computer freeze..
Damn.. those prescott are really too cool!!

 

[endyen]

See, that was funny, but not troll material. Let's face it, you have a sense of humour, and a brain. You just cant do idiot troll. Please keep trying though, it's enjoyable reading your good work.

 

[pat]

All right.. I'll face the fact.. I will never be good a troll... I'm a looser...

Thanks for pointing it to me ...

 

[pat]

Oh.. does the fact of being a looser make me a troll by association??? 😀

 

[endyen]

Being a troll is being a looser. You can do a good troll imitation, the thing it lacks is that you just dont cut it as an idiot looser.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

"praise intel over the phone" LMAO, how random.

 

[pat]

I tried my best there Ned...

 

[theholylancer]

meh it was a general fire away question , because i'm simply enjoying this thread atm, i got a RSS feed for this thread specifically :lol: :lol:

 

[Zoron]

You may be close to right. When he joined THGC Zoron was a serious Intel fanbois. I dont know what made him think, or I would suggest that route to you.

End, I was never an Intel "fanboi". I've owned Intel systems... and in the PII days, they were the better choice. I currently own an Intel system... but that will only be until I have enough money together to upgrade to an AMD64. Hell, even when my fan melted off my Athlon 1GHz... I stuck with AMD for my next upgrade because it was clear they were the better performer.

If anything, I'm a performance fanboi.

 

[Matisaro]

You forgot checking the forums to mock you meltdown.


::still cant believe that he is up to this crap still!::


especially since intel has had the heat crown for what, 2 years now?

 

[pat]

I see, so being a troll is not something you learn.. it is something that you're born with ..
So, no matter how hard I try, I won't be able to do better than AMDMeltdown..

 

[endyen]

That's not quite it either. See meltie comes here to try to pi$$ people off. That is the most important part of being a troll. If you started posting crap that you knew was untrue, just to annoy us, most people here would just laugh, and say you were kidding around. Now if you were to go to OCworkbench say, and start spewing Intel line, and telling anyone that disagreed that they were idiot amd fanboys, that would make you a troll.
Sorry to get so serious, I prefer the "just for fun" posts we had earlier, but some newb might read this, so I have to respond properly.
There is another option, which might be more fun. We could find out where a bunch of guys like lt commander data hang out, and blitz the place with Amd propaganda. Of course if a place like that existed, it would probably already be overrun with true trolls, but, oh well.
Maybe a little more practice here would help. Give it another try.

 

[pat]

Ok, I'll try to do one of myself instead of keeping Meltie's concept..

Typical Intel Internet session..

start the computer
wait to finish booting
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finnaly booted
start browser
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browser started
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forgot why he'd want to go on the Internet
anyway, goes on forum to praise Intel
Ask why his computer seem to be sluggish
Read about AMD cool 'n quiet
Think AMD is retard because his Intel don't need drivers to do that
Throttle watch confirm that Intel CPU do slow down too..
Praise intel some more..
Think about doing something usefull
Start a game
computer crash.
Blame video drivers..

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Remember PeteRoy? He was an intel fanboi who started his own site - intel reviews or something.

 

[AmdMELTDOWN]

Hello, matisaro.

are you still at Amd?

 

[Spitfire_x86]

Yeah, Pete wasn't bad, but Melty's the best

Another unique great was popegoldx/guesswhosback.

rramjet gets the award for the highest level of stupidity

 

[Zoron]

when you made an account on THG, you meant to hit the 'm', not the 'Z' right?

Oh and by the way, Meltie... that was hilarious! Did you think that up all by yourself? How long did it take you? Dude... you should go into stand-up... seriously. Jokes like this are comedy gold! I mean it's like no one has ever told me to replace the 'Z' with an 'M' before... you are my hero!

 

[slvr_phoenix]

Tipical 8 - 12 day 4 a intel user:

waik up
take off side panel
turn on house fan to low
turn on copmuter
chek temps
play gamesors like the sims 2
chek temps
hop on yim and tell freinds how kool the sims 2 runs now on new pc
chek temps
turn up house fan
chek temps
download pr0n
chek temps
turn houes fan to max
chek temps
trun of copmuter to let it kool down
go to kmart and look for better house fan

12 hour later and not one dam thing accomplished on a Intel based pc

 

[slvr_phoenix]

u dum intel lusors dont get it! AMD ROXORS YOU'RE BOXORS! amd made 64 bit prosesor frist! amd dont waist time with crap like ddr2 that we all know sux and costs WAY MORE than it shud because intel gets kickbacks! amd pwns u! oinly smart peepel like me use amd wile u intel users SUFER!!! u suk amdsmeltdown!!! I hope u see the lite or DIE!

 

[slvr_phoenix]

:mrgreen: So, how were either of these attempts at trolling?

 

[Spitfire_x86]

Without doubt, you lack innovation and Melty is still the best.

However, these were much better than Pat's attempts 😀

 

[josh_1413]

Typical 8 - 12 day for an Amd user:

wake up
check temps
play games like UT
check temps
go to forums, praise Amd
check temps
tweak settings
check temps
run benchmarks
check temps
check temps
go to forums and post "why my temps high?"
check temps
check temps

12 hours later and not one damn thing accomplished on a Amd based pc.

Lets go over a typical day for AmdMeltdown

His mommy comes in his room and wakes him up
He gets up out of bed.
Turns on his computer, the one with all the "Intel RULZ A11" AMD GO7 PWN3d" stickers on it.
Sits thier trying to find any good news about Intel processors
Can't find any.
Go's to TGForumz.
Creates a Topic about a "typical 8-12 day for an AMD user" because he has no life.
He takes a shower after his mommy told him 4-5 times to get in.
He then goes back to the forumz and sits there all day creating flamebait as he's eating a big bag of nacho's and crispy cream donuts.

P.S. I'm not meaning to be rude, just funny!

 

[pat]

Without doubt, you lack innovation and Melty is still the best.

However, these were much better than Pat's attempts 😀

I understand that I cannot get it.. I give up. [/trolling]