Basic Daily Rituals for the Typical Amd User:

[Ned_Flanders]

Youy rock Pat, and whats more - You understand that you cannot get it, and you're going to give up.

 

[pat]

Youy rock Pat, and whats more - You understand that you cannot get it, and you're going to give up.

I knew that I rock, and whats more - I understand that I cannot get it, so I'm going to give up.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I'm glad we sorted that out, you rocking and all. So are you giving up because you understand you cannot get it still?

 

[pat]

Yeah, I'm glad too that this has been sorted out. As a matter of fact, being not able to get in, I understand that I have no other choice than to give up.

 

[endyen]

Dont give up. Never give up. Give us one more, then retire with dignity.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

You rock, and I think you should do as Endyen says: Pat dont give up. Never give up. Give us one more, then retire with dignity.

 

[pat]

As a matter of fact, I rock. I think that you're right by thinking that I should do as Endyen said: Pat don't give up, never give up. I'll try to give you one more and retire with dignity. It is a good thing that we got that sorted out, I understand that I might not be able to get in, so I may have to give up...

 

[pat]

Typical Intel gaming session

Start computer
disable temp alarm in BIOS
Remove side panel
check if cpu fans running
bring supplemantary fan blowing to the side
open Windows
bring AC to full power
Get 5 gallons of water, and a drink glass
already hot, drink one glass
call firefighter to tell them to get ready..
call paramedics in case too
and police..
and news..
and friends to praise Intel
and Peteroy to bash AMD
Computer frozen, reboot
Drink water
Add another fan blowing to the side
have a leak
remove the other side of the case
drink water
remove board from the case, better be safe than sorry
go out to lunch,too hot in house to cook
have a leak
too hot in the PM to game, go in forum
Praise intel
bash AMD
drink water
have to call back at the firestation.. it was a false alarm the IR satellite picked up
have a leak
same thing for the paramedics
drink water
oh.. yes, police too
drink
have a leak
take a rest
go out for dinner..too hot in house to cook
get back home
too late to game
Turn off computer, house has to be confortable to sleep
drink water
call the firestation to cancel alarm
have a leak
call police
bring more water
call paramedics
have a leak
drink water
finally call a friend to have a place to sleep
have a leak
finnaly go to bed
have a leak
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have a leak

 

[Schmide]

Ok I’ll give it a shot

Wakeup ogling Paul Otellini poster over bed.
Repeat to self over and over “damn he’s hot”
Make breakfast “Hot Cakes”
Put on Clean Room/Fire Retardant Suit. (Emphasis on the Retarded)
Boot computer
Count Hyperthreaded processors
Count Gigahertz
Do Intel dance
Take off Retard suit because room is too hot.
Do google search for “Hot Nude Paul Otellini” pics. (find none)
Open 3d model Paul Otellini in Hot Pants. (been designing for over a year)
Render and put on Adult Diaper. 😳
Post Trash
Go to bed.

 

[endyen]

Had you posted that here, just as scotty was being brought out, you would have been called a troll. Good go.
You may retire now, with full troll capabilities.
Congrats.

 

[pat]

[for good]Yeah.. I give out everything I had for that one.. [/trolling]

[spamming] As a matter of fact, I rock. I think that you were right by thinking that I should do as you said: Pat don't give up, never give up. I've try to give you one more and retire with dignity. I did it. It is a good thing that we got that sorted out, I understand that I might not be able to get in again, so I may have to give up for good...

 

[Spitfire_x86]

Quite good

 

[HardWareBoss]

*builds AMD shrine*

*prays*

*builds INTEL shrine*

*prays*

Whichever one gives me 3 wishes first is gonna be the one I stick with. That simple.

LOL So true. :mrgreen:

 

[endyen]

FYI, the bible says make no other gods before me, and in F@H endyen is me.

 

[qwertz82]

Basic Daily Rituals for the Typical Amd User:

Wake up
Turn on computer
NOT CHECK CPU TEMPS

 

[Action_Man]

What an awesome thread.

 

[offgreen]

Lets see:

1. Turn on computer
2. Praise AMD 3500 empty box shrine
3. Print out pictures of intel product and use as toilet paper
4. Return to playing kick-ass games on moderately advanced gaming system
5. Realize current intel product is not advanced as they claim and maybe when they come out with a good product I'll buy it
6. Forget to check temps
7. Shut down

 

[fishmahn]

Why does everyone have to turn on their computer in the morning? My ritual is:

1) pretend to wake up.
2) stare at blank screen because I'm not awake enough yet to see that the screen is blank.
3) move mouse and realize the computer has been on 24/7 for at least 18 months (whoops - I replaced a PSU in the spring - more like 9 mos...).
4) praise whoever invented ICs.
5) Look at Intel system right beside AMD system - both work, WOW!

Mike.

 

[slvr_phoenix]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's about my ritual too. Other than some UPS problems that I've been having (which actually looks like it was the UPS software causing the problems now) my system is pretty much up 24/7/however many weeks in a row I can manage.

And that's an Intel P4 in a case with aural damping material, two low speed fans, a special low-noise PSU, and a passively cooled CPU heatsink, running two instances of F@H whenever the system is idle, at about a 41C CPU temp. 😱

(Which reminds me, I still have to try undervolting my CPU some time. And maybe this Yule I'll throw a 3rd party passive heatsink onto my GF6600GT.)

 

[sledgehammer70]

My AMD Opteron’s and AMD Athlon 64's Render in Max all day... they outperform the Mac heads here at work along with 2 Opteron Dual Core systems smack 8 Intel 3.4 Xeons in a rendering farm. I think you have facts all wrong....

I use to run Intel and had the same mind set against AMD but than I was shown the light! I will never go back, Intel runs to hot and they are just slow....

I have a few AMD High end systems that just are unstoppable “Well 12 in all”


Everyday life of a Intel user:

Boots up computer....
Still waiting for windows......................
Still waiting windows.............................
Oh windows Logo screen...
Still waiting........ Yeah I’m in windows................
Computer freezes as CPU is to hot...................................
Blue Screen of Death.....................
Restart computer..........................
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