Boy Saves Sister From Moose Using WoW Skills

[exfileme]

PC gaming gives you skillz in the real world even if it means you have a chain-smoker body.

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[Lessqqmorepewpew]

should've used lightning bolt

 

[zerapio]

+1 to Kevin for his writing on this story. It was amusing.

 

[mlopinto2k1]

The amount of experience points given for the encounter is currently unknown.

LOL! That is so awesome. The feeling of achievement must be indescribable. Guys! I just played WoW in the woods!

 

[nevertell]

So in near future, survival experts are going to teach you skillz whilest doing dailies ?

 

[ecnovaec]

must not have been a male moose. things would not have gone so smoothly. props to the kid for keeping a level head in that situation!

 

[jonnyboyC]

this is awesome

 

[Guest]

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".

 

[Netherscourge]

The kid needs to be nerfed. He's overpowered. Taunt AND Feign Death? NERF!

 

[webbwbb]

I'm pretty sure you guys already reported this over a year ago...

 

[Shez]

Ummm isn't it called 'aggro'ing and not taunting? Pssshh...

 

[Pyroflea]

HAH. Take that you stupid "Video Games are Bad" activists.

 

[Zoonie]

Hans Jørgen Olsen is so OP. Nerf him! 😛 lol

 

[sliem]

Lol cool, good thing they didn't run immediately.

 

[ta152h]

In the U.S., we would have used skills learned in MLB 2K10 and hit the damn thing with a baseball bat.

 

[nicodemus_mm]

I think the amazing part of this news blurb is that a WoW player was actually outside. Just... wow!

 

[Trialsking]

This just in.......
Its turns out that Hans was able to survive the encounter because he was hacking.....

 

[Netherscourge]

Dude - I don't care what level those kids were - if you wipe to a moose, you need to quit and go back to Everquest.

 

[christopherknapp]

[citation][nom]TA152H[/nom]In the U.S., we would have used skills learned in MLB 2K10 and hit the damn thing with a baseball bat.[/citation]

Either that or spill oil all over it until it died.

 

[cloudberry]

He's level 12 and he's using a level 30 skill? I call hacks.

 

[darkscorpion20]

This is a cool story, however i read it months ago on another site.

 

[gwolfman]

[citation][nom]blackscreen[/nom]A Møøse once bit my sister ... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".[/citation]
LOL! +1

People must not know where this comes from if they are marking it down.

 

[lo_vaquero]

Must be a slow news day. Any survival expert will tell you that these approaches are not new, nor rooted in MMORPG's. They are part of general survival tactics.

Still, props for the entertaining read.

 

[grieve]

wow, smart kid!

I don't think we can credit WoW for this anymore then we can credit other games for violent acts.

 

[zilnicra]

[citation][nom]christopherknapp[/nom]Either that or spill oil all over it until it died.[/citation]

because BP is an American company.... oh wait...