Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

[Guest]

Quick, find a site that does not have embedded flash.

 

[bigrigross]

Wheres the start button at?

 

[exq]

cogito ergo ineedaPC?

 

[smithereen]

"What does this blue screen mean?"

 

[officeguy]

What would Bill Gates do?

 

[Guest]

"Now that I've accomplished my crowning achievement, how can I top the iPad?"

 

[actioner]

"hmm, why it won't let me do this..."

 

[duanes1967]

"Your account has been locked out. Please contact your Administrator to proceed."

 

[stratplaya]

OMG! These libs in the press are like my own drones!

 

[Guest]

i, i, i, icantthinkofanewnamingconvention.

 

[mderksen]

I wish this mail order bride site would allow me to sort by boob size. I bet there's an app for that...

 

[duanes1967]

What do you mean I can't change my name to "i Am"?

 

[RADIO_ACTIVE]

What am I going to name the iPad now...


http://www.tomshardware.com/news/fujitsu-ipad-apple-trademark-name,9533.html

 

[pbrigido]

"I just can't figure out why my Apple stock is dropping. It's not like I ever make a bad product...ever."

 

[bustapr]

NO!!!
I am not going to lower prices!!!

 

[sillyboy86]

"All my life I've wondered if there was a god up there... And now I know there is - it's me!"

 

[RipperjackAU]

When iThink about it iTouch myself.

 

[LATTEH]

"damn i wish my girl friend looked good as that"

 

[Guest]

Crap! I told the programmers I wanted an Android!

 

[Onus]

"Hmmm, I can't find an app for that at my store..."

 

[1haplo]

Did I just Fart?

 

[Assmar]

I know we'll never get the knowledgeable PC user segment to pay top dollar for OUR products, but what three year old outdated hardware can we slap a multitouch screen, white paint job, and Apple logo on to sell to all the morons with AT&T tied iPhones?

 

[nukem950]

"Where is the any key?"

 

[jonpaul37]

My wife is going to KILL me if i don't bring home the right iPad...

 

[nicodemus_mm]

"If I move this water bottle with my mind will they love me or fear me?"