Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

[SoiledBottom]

What was my password again ?........Thats right its Microsoft

 

[amarok]

So....my wife wants me to buy reusable pads for women on my way home..

I really don't understand, the ipad can't recharge, what the hell does she mean??

 

[mianmian]

"Better put a webcam in the IPad in front of me."

 

[Guest]

D'oh! How do I set up streaming video for my big announcement!?!?

 

[koehlerd]

I like....strawberry.

 

[kenwheeler77]

hmmm, this reboot is taking forever

 

[poman]

"How do I avoid the iPad lack of multitasking this time?"

 

[pandu1986]

"Is this really the Ipad I told them to make? "

 

[Dax corrin]

Why won't this play Crysis?

 

[verenos]

"Where is the name of the soon to be unemployed person who let me name this the iPad?"

 

[Guest]

Arghh my i should sell these ipads for some more livers

 

[stevesauce]

"...but will it play Crysis?"

 

[gwolfman]

"All you iStuff are belong to me"

 

[tikrjee]

"OK, so to smile, I just lift these things on my face here, then... damn it! It's too hard! Why won't it just work! ... Hmm... iGrin... maybe that will catch on... McDonald's stopped giving smiles away for free, I could corner the market in no time!"

 

[balister]

"Exceeeellent...the projector is still working so they think I still have clothes on."

 

[1haplo]

Why does every fourth word say Apple

or

Why is it that every time I type "Steve Jobs" in Microsoft Word Mac: 2008, It auto corrects to Dork? Was Bill Gates on my compuer?

 

[solstic]

"That stupid son of a... leaking details on the iPad...."

 

[clownbaby]

"Now to put some lipstick on a pig, and......iPork is born"

 

[Guest]

"Ipad...feminine hygiene product...brilliant! looking at a potential 3.3 billion person market, and them being women and this being an apple product its a match made in heaven, thanks snl"

 

[tonewheelmonster]

Damn, Bill Gates has a mean left hook!

 

[ryhov]

Crap! I told the programmers I wanted Android!

 

[clownbaby]

right click?

 

[meguas]

Who's water bottle is this?

 

[meguas]

Who's water bottle is this?

 

[orbitron]

WOW! Windows 7 for $49.99, should I buy it now?