Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

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"ya know, if we just take an iPod Touch and supersize the screen... all my worshipers will think it's a brand new product! Cha-Ching!"
 

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Things to do:
1. Release iPad
2. Give Conference
3. Fire the Jerk that didn't see the Fujitsu trademark.

I mean, who the hell is Fujitsu? I always get what I want...hehe, like those back dated stock options....

Oops, I hope this mike isn't live!.
 

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"Why doesn't my MacPainting look more like the bottle? Maybe I could just call it a van Gogh bottle. Wow - imagine what he could do with MacPaint. Ya, just gotta keep my imagination imagining. Me and van Gogh. Opps van Gogh and I. No, better me first. Me and van Gogh. Two artists. One poor and one filthy rich. Ya just keep thinking. I wonder who invented the bottle and why. Wow if I could have patented that. Now if I can just get my mind back on this bottle."
 

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"Hmmm... what can I convince those dumbasses to throw their money away on next? Let's see... less storage than iPod touch.. no phone capability... not as good as a netbook but costs twice as much... Perfect! Now to make it shiny and irresistable..."
 
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Sure, graphics card charts and processor charts are nice, but why won't Tomshardware include a useless software chart so I can compare my iPad with my wife's MacBook?
 
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