Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

[Guest]

"ya know, if we just take an iPod Touch and supersize the screen... all my worshipers will think it's a brand new product! Cha-Ching!"

 

[guruofchem]

Darn it - should have called this the iF$#^edUp...

 

[PynkFloydd]

"...every iPad needs an iDouche."

 

[logitic]

" Hmmm, how can I get out of this awful contract with AT&T? "

 

[Hellbound]

"iSlate, now thats a dumb name"...

 

[tipmen]

"What should i approve today on the app store"

 

[greeve]

"Where the f*ck is the multitasking...."

 

[knowom]

This captain contest is infuriating!

 

[kravmaga]

"...get your hair back in weeks! ...interesting."

 

[duanes1967]

Things to do:
1. Release iPad
2. Give Conference
3. Fire the Jerk that didn't see the Fujitsu trademark.

I mean, who the hell is Fujitsu? I always get what I want...hehe, like those back dated stock options....

Oops, I hope this mike isn't live!.

 

[bunga28]

hmmm....iPads...uhmmm...I need some iPads right now.

 

[sonicmachinehead]

"Billion dollar company, and the best our Marketing Department could come up with is iPad?"

 

[rockyjohn]

"Why doesn't my MacPainting look more like the bottle? Maybe I could just call it a van Gogh bottle. Wow - imagine what he could do with MacPaint. Ya, just gotta keep my imagination imagining. Me and van Gogh. Opps van Gogh and I. No, better me first. Me and van Gogh. Two artists. One poor and one filthy rich. Ya just keep thinking. I wonder who invented the bottle and why. Wow if I could have patented that. Now if I can just get my mind back on this bottle."

 

[phantomtrooper]

OSX is so confusing...where is my start bar?

 

[fafner]

"hmm, is Fujitsu's lawyer better than mine?"

 

[ezmo85]

Why are people still complaining about flash?! I got rid of the camera! What kind of idiots are they?!

 

[improviz]

"Hmmm... what can I convince those dumbasses to throw their money away on next? Let's see... less storage than iPod touch.. no phone capability... not as good as a netbook but costs twice as much... Perfect! Now to make it shiny and irresistable..."

 

[duanes1967]

Do you know how I got this face?

Ha - I could'a been a great Joker.

 

[The Schnoz]

Damn it! They told me this thing would 'just work'

 

[leo2kp]

It certainly LOOKS like Wall-E. Hmmmm.

 

[duanes1967]

Man, I gotta take an iCrap!

 

[particleman]

"When the clock strikes midnight, will my ipad turn back into a pumkin?"

 

[datawrecker]

"Hmmmm, this would pair nicely with an AppleTV."

 

[Guest]

Sure, graphics card charts and processor charts are nice, but why won't Tomshardware include a useless software chart so I can compare my iPad with my wife's MacBook?

 

[The Schnoz]

not a entry: on a side note, have you guys noticed that theres a water bottle in every one of these?