Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

[datawrecker]

"I think iShart."

 

[Lessqqmorepewpew]

that is one sexy horse

 

[ravewulf]

"Hmmm, I've got the iTouch (myself, he he), the iPad.. what other double entendre iProducts can I make? iPorn is a bit too obvious (although I bet it would be my best selling product.... This needs more thought"

 

[particleman]

"If I could only right click..........."

 

[amdchuck]

Eureeka! "iWater"!

 

[crbriand]

I really hope Digital Playgrouds Porn is this sharp on the ipad...

 

[okoaomo]

[citation][nom]Parrdacc[/nom]Money, Money, Money. How can I get more MONEY.[/citation]

To Pay All My Over Priced Medical Bills....

 

[tenor77]

"I'm so going to win this staring contest"

 

[theubersmurf]

This hotel's filter is blocking my porn...Now what am I going to do for the rest of the presentation?

 

[knowom]

You down with OPP...

 

[thejerk]

"Hmmm... this just *doesn't* work."

 

[oneoldgeek]

I am SO thirsty! If I could only multitask.

 

[jerreece]

"How the f&$% do I get Parallels to run Windows 7?"

 

[knowom]

While browsing porn...."Where's the cream filling" hmm well that was interesting.

 

[tonyn84]

I could swear our computers didn't blue screen....

 

[czar1020]

Sh!t, this "smart water" isn't working for me.

 

[ADM-86]

"How do we make another device to watch better porn? waiit I got it, lets take an Iphone and make it bigger! ha! I-porn here I gooo"

 

[duanes1967]

God, I've really got to quit eating burritos on conference days! Maybe if I look busy, they won't think it was me.

 

[datawrecker]

"Now, should I add flash for second gen iPad or a camera. Camera it is, flash support will be added once I have achieved world domination."

 

[israil]

"Make all the MaxiPad jokes you want fools, I still get more iJobs than you!"

 

[gbismack]

Nude girls? Maybe I'll take a look. Didn't know they had that on the net.

 

[datawrecker]

"Damn, Zune software still doesn't work!!!"

 

[gimmeausername]

"What the...! Someone posts a photo of me on Toms and asks for captions?"

 

[datawrecker]

"3 bottles of Cuervo for $6.99. Time to put this new liver to the test!"

 

[RyanFlemington]

"Stupid Tom's hardware forum, I'll teach you not mock my products.."
*grumble*