[CLIPPIT] Hi, it looks like you're trying to sell some more overpriced Apple products. Would you like me to:
a) Suggest some phrases that might fool people into believing you like 'Magical device' or 'better than a laptop'?
b) Create a name that's probably already patented and spend millions on marketing using it anyway?
c) Boast about how fast and powerful it is but overlook the fact that it can't multi-task?
[STEVE] Hmmm, so many good choices...