Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

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PostmanPat

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[CLIPPIT] Hi, it looks like you're trying to sell some more overpriced Apple products. Would you like me to:
a) Suggest some phrases that might fool people into believing you like 'Magical device' or 'better than a laptop'?
b) Create a name that's probably already patented and spend millions on marketing using it anyway?
c) Boast about how fast and powerful it is but overlook the fact that it can't multi-task?
[STEVE] Hmmm, so many good choices...
 

freak of the week

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O.M.G.
PeriodHyphenUnderscore found the N.S.A. backdoors in Windows 7 before it was even released!
I sure hope he's not looking at our computers or our intimate relationship with the N.S....I mean Microsoft
 

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in the beginning i did away with the right mouse button. now i shall take away the keyboard. my next logical step is doing away with the useless screens.
 

guruofchem

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Bottle of water - $2
Quick hair trim - $10
Metrosexual mock turtleneck - $150
Naming your new device after a feminine hygiene product - Priceless
 
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