Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

[jebzilla]

I'm one step closer to finally activating Skynet...

 

[pocketdrummer]

Shit, they're not taking the bait. (iPad)

 

[djtrailmixxx]

"This has TOO much functionality....how do I fix this"

 

[dark_lord69]

"Hmmmm, S and M or hot blonde porno tonight?"

 

[PostmanPat]

[CLIPPIT] Hi, it looks like you're trying to sell some more overpriced Apple products. Would you like me to:
a) Suggest some phrases that might fool people into believing you like 'Magical device' or 'better than a laptop'?
b) Create a name that's probably already patented and spend millions on marketing using it anyway?
c) Boast about how fast and powerful it is but overlook the fact that it can't multi-task?
[STEVE] Hmmm, so many good choices...

 

[DaveUK]

Steve Jobs continues his research for the upcoming iVibrator.

 

[datawrecker]

"Who the hell drew a penis on my monitor....BALLMER!!!!"

 

[Guest]

I wish Microsoft was this shortsighted...

 

[Guest]

iShit!

 

[maestintaolius]

"How the hell did The Onion find out the truth?"

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/frantic_steve_jobs_stays_up

 

[freak of the week]

O.M.G.
PeriodHyphenUnderscore found the N.S.A. backdoors in Windows 7 before it was even released!
I sure hope he's not looking at our computers or our intimate relationship with the N.S....I mean Microsoft

 

[christop]

Now what can I come up with that has 300 dollars worth of addons to sell?

 

[the_krasno]

"Screw this, I'm installing Ubuntu on this thing!"

 

[kageryu]

I never realized iBald.

 

[weepee]

in the beginning i did away with the right mouse button. now i shall take away the keyboard. my next logical step is doing away with the useless screens.

 

[guruofchem]

Bottle of water - $2
Quick hair trim - $10
Metrosexual mock turtleneck - $150
Naming your new device after a feminine hygiene product - Priceless

 

[obiown77]

Wow, look at all this flash content, Ipad users are gonnna love.. oh wait, CRAP!

 

[furious0331]

My Rook takes your Bishop. King me!

 

[suzukidragracer]

After watching this: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

"Oh, they think they're soooo funny! I'm gonna make one of these just to spite them! And it will make me BILLIONS!!! bwahahaha!"

 

[thepetey]

My son is being arrested for child pornography?

 

[vulmer]

"This iMac has an i7 in it. Now what can I do with it..."

 

[suzukidragracer]

link for previous post:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

 

[tommysch]

"Whose idea will I steal today?"

 

[Guest]

Why did I think sexting was something else?

 

[TurinX]

"what can of product can I design in 24 hours... I'll probably have to cut a few corners"