Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

[tikrjee]

On the iPad, "It's OK. We can rebuild it. We have the technology..."

or

"Just remember what the voices told you. 'If you build it, they will spend'"

 

[solarscreen]

How do I make this iPad Flash video look like its loading in Quicktime...

 

[miloo]

"apple must die"

 

[Euphoria_MK]

iPad.. or MaxiPad... iPad or MaxiPad....

 

[plumber_05]

"Dear iPad,

When I think of you I touch myself!

Your friend,

Steve"

 

[Zoonie]

"How could we miss Crysis!? Damn Zoonie!"

 

[clownbaby]

"No, what are you wearing?"

 

[backin5]

"If Kiefer Sutherland can wear a dress on Letterman, maybe Jack Bauer can use an iPad on 24..."

Kiefer Sutherland on Letterman
First iPad goes to Jack Bauer

 

[skpman]

"what's a good caption for last week's Bill Gates picture..."

 

[JonathanDeane]

"Did I take 2 or 3 hits of acid when I designed this thing..."

 

[drksilenc]

WTF why did balmer sign my monitor

 

[Guest]

Should have enabled flash

 

[markus-san]

How do I tell them that "I'm a PC"?

 

[boredreader]

Act cool Steve, don't want to look I am going at it with my water bottle like Jen-Hsun Huang and his water bottle.

 

[commandersozo]

Come on, even Windows 1.0 came with reversi... 😡

 

[paara]

"hmmm ok, using my iPad, if I am in a call and want to check my calender..."

 

[wcarthurii]

hmmm..... I think I need to change my tamPad .....

 

[knowom]

Hmmm...how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[Miharu]

"... why is it so slow..."

 

[m-manla]

I got one. "I hope the crowd doesn't see this device won't play flash"

 

[knowom]

Err....who the hell is the pwned person they keep talking about?

 

[Guest]

"bill has post something in your wall....TOLDYA..YOU NEED FLASH ON THAT SHIT!!!!!

 

[cscott_it]

"...so...where exactly am I"

 

[knowom]

A rabbit have a pancake on his head oh my I like where this is going!

 

[sliem]

Pretty computer ... check
Oh crap, pretty computer with apple tax ... check

Pretty iPod with apple tax ... check
Pretty iPhone with apple tax ... check
Pretty iDog with apple tax ... check
Pretty maxiPad... dang it, pretty iPad with apple tax ... check!
Make my own CPU... with apple tax ... check

What's next, what's next...
i... i... hm... i... iCar? iDrive? iProject? iProjector? iDildo? nahh *giggle* i... iMAKEAWHOLELOTSAMONEY yea baby yea! with apple tax! oh behave! no no... iBehave!