Caption Contest: What's Bill Gates Saying?

[LORD_ORION]

Now take a really good look at my hand. This is the proper positioning to give a girl a squirting orgasm.

 

[lamorpa]

Our next game controller is a 'chest keyboard thingy'

 

[xtc28]

UHHHHHH? What was the question again?

 

[book-ka-boom]

Currently....My favorite game is...Beatles Rock Band...(as he breaks into his rendition of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)

 

[joker961]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ntr-pw_6C0

 

[juim]

And then I was all like... Dude!, and Steve Jobs was all, "No Way", and it was all like, really harsh!, and I was all.........

 

[Eric Kolotyluk]

What do you mean by "Macintosh is still gaining market share?"

 

[myriad46]

"You too can get your very own Bill Gates Action figure. Now with gang sign, karate chop arm action. Call now and get Evil Steve Jobs Nemesis with Cosmic Wallet Draining ray gun. Operators are standing by!!!"

 

[hadrielsfist]

Fosshizzle Win7 will sizzle my bizzle!

 

[rexoverbey]

"Look a dog and duck hand shadows!"

"Ouch my Control-Alt-Delete hand hurts!"

40 oz, headphones, and gang symbols. Official Microsoft Gangsta.

 

[gosefroba]

You should have a picture of Steve Jobs too. In all fairness.

 

[hadrielsfist]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

 

[rexoverbey]

Best Keanu Reeves Voice.... "I know kung fu."

 

[israil]

"My favorite movie is 'Edward Scissor Hands'...yes thats why I still cut my own hair..."

 

[iphone rocks]

I'm rich beooooooch!

 

[ROMbler]

"Control-Alt-Delete, Beyatches!"

 

[xtc28]

Me thinks Linux sucks....... me thinks!!

 

[Guest]

The record shows, I took the blows and did it My Way....

 

[dark_lord69]

my hands are sticky

 

[iphone girl]

"Can I pet the rabbits George?"

 

[Khimera2000]

"Oooooo Damb... thats a lot of angry people" -one week after vista release

 

[jstinnett]

"That's a good question, maybe I'll google that?"

 

[mikecs]

It's wierd, I touched a MAC and my hands just started to do this!

 

[Guest]

Innovation!Innovation!Innovation!

 

[xtc28]

Try to count that on your fingers!