Caption Contest: What's Bill Gates Saying?

[The Schnoz]

What'choo say bout my momma

 

[playdoh1]

its so easy a retard can do it

 

[Mulder19]

"I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Macintosh s#$% any day of the f*&&^%#@# week!"

 

[Rhynn]

"fo shizzle my nizzle, windows 7 was my idea!"

 

[ferncba]

If you get really close to him, and peer into his eyes you will see this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Windows_9X_BSOD.png
That's why he seems to have blue eyes...

 

[ominous prime]

And commence bad jokes, oh dear, I fear I'm too late.

 

[retro77]

010001000111010101110010

 

[Sarthurn]

Where's LT Dan?

 

[westerbamos]

straight outta compton

 

[cheungster]

PANTS ON THE GROUND

 

[nukem950]

"Sorry I just got done using an apple"

 

[jasonb]

Could someone please CTRL+ALT+DELETE me?

 

[turbolover22]

Bill doing his stand up comedy routine at a night club...

"My mom always said if you make faces like that and the wind blows, you'll be stuck like that forever. Well, I was making THIS face one time and... Oh shit, who just turned the AC on?"

 

[jednx01]

Bill Gates: Enjoying his Ipod.... whoops PR isn't going to be happy about this one.... lol

 

[Guest]

"dude... its freakin me out!"

 

[gtvr]

I'll give you a topic.. Windows 7. Discuss amongst yourselves.

 

[Guest]

Bill: Oww! My finger!!

 

[quixilver1]

OKAY! Who put sticky stuff all over my keyboard?

 

[Guest]

Yo Apple. I'm really happy for you, I'm going to let you finish, but Microsoft had one of the best operating systems of all time!

 

[cschulz135]

"Yo yo yo Geeeeeeeee, you got me f!*&ed up!"

 

[Guest]

OMG... OMG... OMG... The iTablet is about to be announced!

 

[gtjbrown]

Im a PC, and windows was MY idea. Hommie

 

[carlhenry]

Mac aint got nothin' on me! ....Yow?!

 

[Guest]

I love you like the song.

 

[randomizer]

Wow, I've never seen a thread with so many thumbed down comments. If nobody likes anybody's caption, how can they "win" the contest? :lol: