Caption Contest: What's Bill Gates Saying?

[vic20]

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy......

 

[martinhersey]

An alien ate my balls.

 

[mlopinto2k1]

Ok, someone has made multiple accounts and is flaming all the comments. That is retarded bullshit.

 

[Guest]

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground...

 

[Guest]

west SIDDEEEE!!!!

 

[jojesa]

Hey yo Google...ya want a piece of me?

 

[FoShizzleDizzle]

Oh no, not another blue screen of death a conference. I will pretend I have down syndrome to draw their attention.

 

[bboysil]

You don't "bing it", you "google it with bing"

 

[geoffs]

"B-B-B-Ballmer just st-st-stepped on my iPhone."

 

[Kithzaru]

"It puts the lotion on the skin"

 

[mobomofo]

"There's a bomb...on...the...bus..."

Bill Gates auditions for "Speed, The Musical."

 

[geedag10]

Im not sure what to do with m hands? I just wanna go fast!!!

 

[nicklasd87]

"word to my brothers, ctrl alt delete it"

 

[Guest]

Ballmer always looks goofy. Thats just how he looks.

 

[treefrog07]

[citation][nom]mlopinto2k1[/nom]Ok, someone has made multiple accounts and is flaming all the comments. That is retarded bullshit.[/citation]
Probably some at work in NW Washington, maybe getting REady for MONDay.

 

[Icylobster]

Bill Gates explaining the future of Xbox and Natal

"It's simple motions like these that we believe will lead the way for a new generation of interactive gaming"

 

[bgrngod]

Bill Gates (Not Responding)

 

[smorizio]

O crap my prostate just BSOD!!

 

[mrmez]

Wesssaiiiide!

 

[wussupi83]

Bill Gates when Windows ME was being developed.

 

[rockinthepe]

12 i see 12 bunnies

 

[daychuz5]

ctrl,alt,del,/ alt,tab,F2 and again

 

[Saljen]

"Just Bing it, Dawg!"

 

[Guest]

Obama hates geeks

 

[Guest]

Unfortunately, the Windows 7 hand sign never really caught on.