Caption Contest: What's Bill Gates Saying?

[dman3k]

Bill Gates was speechless when he first saw the Firefox Girl.

 

[PilotFrog]

Yo.. I'm still the richest mand in the world! WHAT!

 

[headscratcher]

OK, you got me, my mom still cuts my hair.

 

[suzukidragracer]

I think he's advertising his new version of Microsoft Word, seen here:

http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/777748/fullsize/word.jpg

 

[sciggy]

No sir, I wasn't playing with my dolls again

 

[havo]

In response to being asked about IE

"Well, yah know, I heard about this Interwebs thing, and I thought to myself, 'Yah I think I'll "buy" it'"

 

[DaveUK]

"Bill's charade for 'Windows Me' didn't go down too well at the Microsoft christmas party"

 

[mofogo]

Hate the playa, not Windows 7.

 

[Guest]

But it's not broke.... it's supposed to do that!

 

[Guest]

What do you mean? 640K is still not enough???

 

[sigma3d]

Forrest Gump is my brother!

 

[aford10]

"my name's Bill, and I'm a PC"

 

[LaughALot]

Like we were thinking that if people started saying "Windows 7, are you serious? Come on, Gag me with a spoon!" that we could point to our new ads and and say Like, oh my God, like these people are admitting it's their fault it sucks.

 

[jaziez]

I'm an excellent driver, Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Wapner.

 

[Guest]

BUT MA! I still haven't fixed that last Bug from DOS 6.22
How do they expect me to fix all the bugs which we've bred since then?

 

[pocketdrummer]

"Yes it CAN run Crysis... What Bitch!?"

 

[9d3tsi]

"Windows 7 is the polished turd that Windows Vista could never be. Sure, It's shinier and flashier than Windows Vista. But at the core, It still stinks"

 

[Zoonie]

"It's not really a red ring of DEATH, it's more of a... of a... uhm... DANG FOO', aint no escapin' this shit!"

 

[wgdevanna]

So I was like working on Windows 7 and I was like 'Oh my god, I could totally shake the window thingy like this and like make the window thingies go away, and then like shake it again and they would like come back!' That would be like totally awesome!

 

[Guest]

Duh......

Did I have a senior moment or just some bad gas?

 

[Tomtompiper]

Turn it off, wait for five minutes then turn it on again.

 

[Cwize1]

With my new technology you can play a piano accordion without a piano accordion. Best of all, it doesn't make any noise so you won't disturb anyone living in the same house as you.

 

[Judguh]

(in a femie/gay tone)...

"Seriously guys, does this tie make me look fat?"

 

[rhino13]

Wi- Wi- Wi- Wiiindooze 7!

It's a remix!

 

[obiown77]

I'm Try-Sexual, I'll Try ANYTHING!