Caption Contest: What's Bill Gates Saying?

[snowgoer1998]

Perhaps...

(spoken in true white boy fashion)

"Can a brother get some respect up in here?!?! For shizzle!"

 

[Acert93]

"Drrrrr" -- Bill Gates impersonating Jane McEntegart from Tom's Hardware

 

[lurker123]

I'm the puppeteer and you are my puppets, windows users.

 

[crosshares]

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!!!

 

[branson]

Reporter: Bill Gates, what is 4 plus 4?
Bill Gates: 4...5...6 ??? What was the question again?

 

[christop]

Represent!!!! Yo WIN 7 BIOTCH..

 

[Guest]

Demonstrating the Microsoft Hand Gesture Interface, Mr Gates generates some complex scripts, administrates domain policies, and orders lunch.

 

[Asinger93]

yo, you home boys know that apple? they be hatin on me!

 

[indoorsman]

Now look here yall, according to this here chart, Windows is in da house, yo.

 

[thusske]

Bill is listening to "Single Ladies" by Beyonce´on his new iPod touch while talking about the new "iPod Killer" Zune.

 

[Luker3]

"The car handled real good...I, I don't know where to put my hands..."
"It's ok, Billy, just put them by your sides"

 

[anhxeom]

Have you seen my boyfriend?

 

[indoorsman]

Now look here yall, according to charts and stuff, Windows is da bomb! Charts don't lie, keep it real.

 

[Supertrek32]

It's Microsoft WORD, yo!

 

[aneasytarget]

A caption contest??? Really?? Is Tom's becoming Fark?

 

[treefrog07]

To a luncheon of Fortune 500 Company Execs: I know the economy is in the tank.......But Intel just posted a record profit.........C'mon and replace all you old stuff with bright, shiny new hardware running Windows7!.....It has DX11!..... MS-OfficeNEW is ALMOST ready to release.........Please!

 

[viometrix]

wett me intwoduce windowz 7 handitapped edition...

 

[bgd73]

forgive my hands, too many years of mouse in one, and keyboard at the other.

 

[SchizoFrog]

'I dressed myself this morning and now I can't move my arms and I have a coat hanger in my ear... D'oh!'

 

[Goro]

Hey folks... its O.G.

 

[Guest]

I'm rich b*tch!

 

[joebob2000]

"Malaria be sprizzled by mosquizzles," Gates Doggy Dogg said while opening a jar onstage at the Technology, Entertainment, Design Conference — a gathering known to attract technology kings, politicians, Hollywood stars, pimps, hoes, and tricks.

"Peep dem in this jar, yo. They are gonna go west coast (of africa) on your asses. There aint no reason only po' peeps be infectizzled."

 

[PostmanPat]

"Is it cos I is white?"

 

[Bluepig]

APPLE DID WHAT?

 

[leo2kp]

Bill Gates learns ASL