Caption Contest: What's Bill Gates Saying?

[backin5]

"Screw you, right hand!"

 

[commandersozo]

Everything was good till Jobs got his shizzle up in mah hood.

 

[dargon_supreme]

headphone: "Er... We had some problems with the windows demo... Please simulate a epileptic attack until we solve the BSOD..."

 

[Silmarunya]

What's next here on Tom's? A 'big computing names in weird poses' section? I would be in for that!

Let's see what Otellini, Jobs and the other guys look like on a bad day, rather than just windows-picking

 

[tenor77]

Two in the goo, one in the poo

 

[leo2kp]

To the court: "...and when you're listening to a Zune, it's really hard to hear anything you're saying. Sooooooo..."

 

[Guest]

WORD to your mother

 

[eggybot]

you'll earn billions of bucks if you try this posed! the B.Gates Move!!!

 

[truefoe]

"Well... I would not say "Windows 7" is like Vista without all the bugs... I would say it is more like Vista with DIFFERENT kinds of bugs."

Did I say bugs... I meant "Features"

 

[TKolb13]

Windows.... Word!

 

[ubergeek]

Resistance is futile! YO

 

[Guest]

Apple Stock Price: $203.19
Microsoft Stock Price: $29.60

Shareholder 1: Mr. Gates can you please explain how this could ever be possible to the MSFT shareholder's?

Gates: See what had happened wuz...

 

[jplelko]

Melinda and I have this new move, its called "The Shocker"... have you tried it?...

 

[grimoldman]

Downloading updates... Please wait, this may take a few minutes... Several restarts may be required.

 

[koehlerd]

Yo yo, baby...yo! (Like Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop)

 

[snowgoer1998]

Bill Gates responds after being asked this question at a tech show, "What is the origin of the 'Ctrl-Alt-Delete' shortcut?"

Bill's response, "I was thinking of a cool Microsoft gang symbol"

 

[Da Man]

"I'd like to say this on record, that I in now way, endorse, approve of, or authorize Steve Ballmer's wacky facial expressions"

 

[ArgleBargle]

"I like them French fried potaters. Mmm-hmm."

 

[HavoCnMe]

"whatcha mean, i ain't got clout?" "Didn't I punk you out on that monopoly game, son?"

 

[snowgoer1998]

[citation][nom]minime15[/nom]my hands naturally fall into the ctrl-alt-delete posture....[/citation]

Arg...didn't see this...

 

[sliem]

How did I come up with Disk-based OS? well let's see, a sprinkle of sugar heeeeeere... and a pinch of love theeeeeeeeree.......

 

[orbitron]

I don't know how to use Windows 7

 

[orbitron]

I don't know how to use Windows 7

 

[HavoCnMe]

"and that's what makes time travel possible."

 

[andrelmgomes]

Is this real life?